you can't have manslaughter with out laughter

[fullmetalpanicx]

live journal????? what is this live journal you speak of? so uh, why don't we all introduce ourselves? Hi, my name is Danni, and i'm an alcoholic SURVEY THInGY: and no, i did not say this was from a personal experience, juts like the fact that butt sex did not, i repeat, did not kill my dog!!! *cough directedtowardsthatshortlittledankid cough WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BOY FRIEND SAID THE FOLLOWING AFTER REALLY GREAT SEX? " so, what is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can dump your load in both of em , but the washing machine doesn't follow you around for the next week. " WOULD YOU A. smack him in the face with a large bat B. Smack him harder in the face with a large bat C. laugh hysterical and then proceede to smack him in the face with a large bat or D. Smack him in the face with a large bat and have sex again you may notice that none of the previous options discluded hitting him in the face with a bat, this is because if you don't, i'll have to resort to massmurder following with a little genocide.. I fucking love you tim