Post 1

[fullmetalbro]

[A sound of some sort of animal can be heard in the background.] Is this thing on? Hey! What the hell is going on?! Where is this, and what the hell is that…thing?! [There’s some squeaking in the background as if the ‘animal’ understood Ed and has taken offense to what he just said.] Al? Ling? Where the hell are you?! [There’s a few moments of silence as Ed listens for a voice.] Shit! [The transmission ends.]

[Five minutes later…]

WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS?! MY ALCHEMY ISN’T WORKING!! SHUT UP YOU FREAK OF A MOUSE!!
[More insulted squeaks are heard in the background before…]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[The transmission ends again. If you haven’t guessed, that was Ed’s Pokemon zapping him for being a prick.]