[The video opens and the ground is really, really close. That's right. Aurum the Pichu has Ed's pokegear again and is bent on filming another training session. This time, though, Alfons is there too. Aurum pans the camera and catches Armstrong the Tauros pawing at the ground and Colonel the Aron who is getting a lecture from Ed.]Ok, look. I
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I guess so. Just...if it gets too violent, we'll stop, right?
[Someone didn't have the benefit of training with Izumi...]
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[Colonel's just standing there, looking at Schatzi. Ed doesn't really know type advantages or disadvantages either. Meanwhile, Aurum climbs a tree to get a better view of the scene.]
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[Schatzi tosses her head and gives a sort of canine grin. She's ready for this, even if Alfons isn't.]
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[Colonel on the other hand...he's just looking at the Vulpix in front of him. He'd much rather be sleeping. Or eating.]
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Alright...Ready, Schatzi?
[She yips and crouches down, tails lashing.]
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Alright Colonel! Tackle Schatzi like you did that bug from the other day!
[Colonel starts off slow. He's heavy, so it's hard for him to get going.]
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[obviously. Schatzi's a lot quicker than that, you'll have to be fast to hit her, Colonel.]
Um...
[...yeah Alfons knows so well what Schatzi can do. He's glancing at his Pokegear for hints.]
Use Confuse Ray?
[You're gonna have to be more assertive than that, Alfons. Schatzi obeys, but she's practically rolling her eyes. She'll have you trained eventually.]
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Colonel, use headbutt!
Arrrrr?
[Colonel's confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Instead of headbutting Schatzi, Colonel goes headlong into a nearby rock that's bigger than he is.]
What are you doing?!
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[Oh look, someone who doesn't know what Confuse Ray does. Derp.
Schatzi will just be over here waiting for all of you to get your acts together.]
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[Aurum is laughing nearby. He's still filming this, and the stupidity between the two trainers is almost too much.
Meanwhile, Colonel is trying to take down the rock he ran in to. Yeah, he's still confused.]
C'mon, Colonel! Stop messing around with that rock! It's the fox thing that you need to focus on!
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Schatzi glances back at Alfons. You gonna tell her what to do, or what?]
Um. Flamethrower!
[Finally. Schatzi plants her feet, takes a deep breath...and spits out a plume of fire.]
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Aaaand...direct hit on Colonel, which shouldn't have been too hard considering he was staring intently at the rock he had confused for his enemy.]
ROOOOOOOOOOOON!
[Aron runs around a bit before fainting. Ed returns him to his pokeball.]
Aurum, get over here! You're next!
[Aurum climbs out of the tree and gives Armstrong the Tauros the pokegear to keep filming while he's battling. His glory will be recorded!]
Thundershock that thing!
[Aurum charges his cheeks, and a small bolt of lightning heads in Schatzi's direction.]
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Are you alright, Schatzi?
[Alfons sounds worried--she just got electrocuted after all--but the little fox nods and yips. Come on, let's do this thing!]
Pix!
[If you say so. Alfons frowns and yells again.]
Flamethrower!
[Hey, if it worked the first time...Schatzi throws another burst of flame in Aurum's direction.]
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Pichu PI!!!
[Aurum's running around in panic now. Enjoy the show, Schatzi.]
Aurum! Just roll on the ground until the fire goes out!
[Aurum obeys, but it takes a little while for his tail to stop burning.]
Alright, now shock Schatzi again! She can't take that all day!
[Sparks charge in Aurum's cheeks again. If Schatzi's quick, she might be able to get in another attack before she's hit with another lightning bolt.]
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Alfons frowns, she's looking a bit too singed for his tastes. But there's not much for it.]
Quick Attack!
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Meanwhile, Aurum does his best to pick himself up.]
Use Thunder Wave!
[It takes a second for Aurum to fire the attack, but he does so.]
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