It Has Not Been My Week

[full_of_mirth]

Things learned this week:

1) Vodka tastes about as good as it reeks, so not very.

2) A briefcase to the nose, you know, hurts.

3) I have a tattoo. Two of them, actually.

...

Let me just reiterate that last point.

I HAVE TATTOOS!

I have ink permanently burned into my flesh, and I have *no* idea how it got there!

I don't even know how long I've had them -- if Clark hadn't found them... it would have been really nice, actually, because now he thinks I'm hiding things from him and...

And they're in Latin! The tattoos, I mean.

I think there's something wrong with me.