Here's that stupid test to start this out.
1. first name: Aaron
2. middle name: Clark
3. last name: CArbaugh
4. nickname(s): Demon, Jerome, Tsepesh, Rogue, Silent bob, D, Jack
5. gender: Male.
6. age: 18
7. birthday04/28/85
8. height: 6'1"
9. hair color: brown with highlights
10. eye color: Green/hazel
11. race: Welsh, Souix, German, Scotish, Irish.
12. do you wear glasses or contacts: Both
13. do you have braces: not anymore
14. is your hair long or short: long
15. where were you born: Dayton, OH
16. current location: ? GVSU?
17. zodiac sign: Tarus.
18. how many languages do you know: 2_well: English and bad English, And some Japanese, Spanish, and Russian.
19. nationality: American god damn it show some respect.
20. worst habit: Self Destruction.
21. piercings you have: ear, cartilage, eyebrow.
22. peircings you want: another cartilage
23. tattoos you have: None
24. tattoos you want: Full celtic gauntlets(by Kristyna Dresser), Full back cross(tbd)
25. today's date: Febuary 7
26. the time: 4:15PM
27. ready for a bunch more questions: Ask away
.: Family : .
28. mother's name: Lisa
29. father's name: Sam (yes I am the son of sam)
30. step-parent's names, if any: none
31. brother(s)'s name(s): Sam
32. sister(s)'s name(s): None
33. favorite aunt: Nancy
34. favorite uncle: Uncle Fred
35. favorite grandparent: Grampa Brailey
36. worst cousin: most of em.
37. best cousin: Ellisabeth
38. do you get along with your parents?: We haven’t killed each other yet, so yes.
39. Does anyone in your family understand you?: Nope
40. do you have any pets: 2 cats
41. what are their names: Raven, Morpheus
42. what kind of animals are they: Cats.
. : School : .
43. are you still in school: yes
44. did you drop out: no
45. current gpa, or last gpa you got: 2.5
46. favorite grade: 10th
47. least favorite grade: 7th
48. favorite teacher: Mrs. Payne
50. favorite subject: Math
52. do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Bring it, Sometimes bring in steak for friends ;)
53. play any sports on the school's team: Football, Wrestling, soccer (don’t go there)
54. do/did you do any extracurricular activities: Drama, Programming club, math team, lit magazine, ect. ect. ect.
55. are/were you popular: By definition yes. Everyone new me and of me and came to me for help and for advice or they just new me.
56. favorite dance: My own Prom I had sophomore year.
57. favorite memory: Prom sophomore year.
58. least favorite dance: homecoming senior year.
59. least favorite memory: youth.
60. most humiliating moment: lets see here… cant remember. Though I know I had a few.
. : Favorites : .
61. number: 4
62. clothing brand: Like I care?
63. shoes: Again I’m neither female, gay, or a prep so why would I care?
64. saying: “eat, drink, and be merry.”
65. tv show: Farscape
66. sport: wrestling (go figure)
67. vegetable: corn on the cob, or salt (salts a vegetable)
69. movie: Boondock Saints
70. magazine: Don’t read magazines.
71. actor: Sean Connery
72. actress: don’t really care but maybe Christina Recci
73. candy: Chocolate…. Women?
74. gum: don’t usually have it, Wrigle’s
75. scent: vanilla, women
76. candy bar: Milky Way
77. ice cream flavor: Chocolate cookie dough!
78. color: Black, Blood Red, Dark Purple. GREEN
79. season: Winter
80. holiday: Chirstmas
81. bands: Flogging molly, FIF, Mettalica (old), ect. Ect.
82. singer: Kristyna Dresser.
83. group: Don’t really care if you aren’t a band you are not music.
84. rapper: Don’t give a shit.
85. type of music: It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.
86. thing in your room: Computer
87. it went to the question party w/o us.
89. tv channel: History channel, cartoon network, Food channel
90. junk food: Buffalo wings
91. overall food: Steak.
92. store: Borders
93. shoe brand: I repeat my previous statement on shoes.
94. Fast Food: Don’t care they all are desent.
95. restaurant: Tankatsu san.
96. shape: Mobius Strip
97. time of day: Time?
98. country: Scotland.
99. state: Michigan(mitten&lakes), Hawaii(warm, island), California(reasons as always)
100. boys name: Demetrius, Alucard
101. girls name: Rose
102. mall: Damn I hate those things.
103. video game: It’s all good.
104. shampoo: see statement on shoes.
105. board game: Risk
106. computer game: Diablo 2, Starcraft, Warcraft 3.
107. car: Stingray
108. music video: Don’t care.
109. swear word: swear whats that? :: tries to look innocent::
110. saying: “Eat, Drink and be Merry”
111. month: April
112. cartoon character: Must be Bucky.
. : What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
116. eminem: fucking white bastardo.
117. dog: ruff! Just the way your mother likes it.
118. hot: Damn.
119. britney spears: Slut.
120. nsync: : Gay fucking bastards need to be shot.
122. orange: the color 7?
123. choice: always the same.
125.bisexual: fun.
126. black: night.
127. iq: idiotically stupid questions.
128. insane clown posse: Fucking hate clowns.
129. linkin park: Posers.
130. jack: of all trades.
131. rainbow: fruit?
132. cherry: what cherry? :: grins devilishly::
133. cucumber: Larry
134. Shark: hehe
135. Lifehouse: Desent.
136. Bat: Man
137. Leather: Fun.
138. Whip: More fun.
139. America: Home
140. Water: Comfortingly home.
141. Volcano: ? curious.
. : This or that : .
142. rock or rap: rock ( you an idiot?)
143. rock or pop: Rock ( You a prep?)
144. rock or r&b: Rock (damn repetition)
145. rock or metal: Both
146. rap or pop: pop (one must always choose the lesser of two weevils)
147. rap or r&b: fuck em both.
148. rap or metal: metal
149. pop or r&b: pop(same as last time)
150. pop or metal: metal (Damn preps.)
151. r&b or metal: metal (Can I ask who the idiot is who wrote these?)
152. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit: Linkin Park ( I mean come on Dersk is a whining loser)
153. Tool or Korn: Tool (come on if your band was named after a pice of vegetable coming out of a gay guys as while being eaten out you think I will listen to it?)
154. selena or jennifer lopez: What there’s a difference?
155. hot or cold: cold
156. winter or summer: Winter for obvious reasons.
157. spring or fall: spring
158. Shakira or Britney: Slut or whore? How about both dead?
159. ICP or Eminem: I hate clowns and damn wannabies so how about I kill em both?
160. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: Either
161. Kittie or Garbage: Kittie (there nice I meet them)
162. MTV or VH1: VH1 (they haven’t sold out to rap yet)
163. buffy or angel: Both..
164. dawson's creek or gilmore girls: See statement on shoes.
165. football or basketball: Football (basketball isn’t a sport.)
177. cell phone or pager: Cell phone I like to talk not see numbers.
178. pen or pencil: Pencil
179. Powerpuff Girls or charlie's angels: Powerpuff girls (hey gotta love the cartoons)
180. Scooby Doo or Dino: Scooby Doo
181. Dragon Ball Z or Pokemon: Dragon ball Z.
182. Star Wars or Star Trek: Neither.
183. tattoos or piercings: can you say both?
184. prep or punk: Punk
185. slut or whore: neither nymphos all the way (they at least have standards and moral they just like sex)
. : Private life : .
186. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yes
187. do you have a crush: Crush? You mean like a bearhug? Somewhat.
188. do you love anyone right now: Yes.
190. how many people have you kissed: more then 36 less then 50?
191. who was your first kiss: Can not remember.
192. how many hearts have you broken: Lets see… 1.2.3.4.5… hmmm That would take to long.
193. how many people broke your heart: 1 too many.
194. best quote to sum up love: “Love is a two edged sword.”
195. so what is your bf/gf/crush like?: if I said I would have to kill you.
196. do you have a picture of him/her: yes
198. do you have a picture of yourself: somewhere.
200. do you go by looks or personality: Personality but yes I do care about looks.
201. ever kissed a friend: yes.
215. bungee jump: sure
216. sky dive: threaten me with a good time.
217. swim with dolphins: can I kill them?
218. scubadive: damn sharks.
219. go rock climbing: sure
221. .: Would you ever :turn your back on your friends for personal gain:No
222. steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: been there done that.
223. cross dress: did that last year.
224. lie to the police: doing it tonight.
225. run from the police: im not an idiot they got dogs.. you remember Rodney king?
226. lie to your parents: sometimes.
227. walk up to a stranger and kiss them: defiantly done that
228. be an exotic dancer: Im a white man what more can I say?
229. walk out of a restaurant without paying: nopes.
230. streak: Done that too.
. : Your friends : .
231. best friend: Kristyna
232. known longest: Kristyna
233. wish you talked to more: Kristyna
234. wish you saw more: Kristyna, Bri, Alex, Lauren, Liz.
235. how many friends do you think you have: a decent amount.
236. what drives you insane after a while: women.
237. who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Kristyna, Alex.
238. ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'nextlevel'?: not yet.
239. craziest: Me?
240. shyest: Alleycat
242. best hair: Kristyna
243. can always make you laugh: Kristyna, alex
244. best eyes: hmmm… Kristyna’s… considering she is the only one I stare at in depth.
245. best body: Hard one.
246. most athletic: Frodo.
247. sex symbol: ???? Frodo, Kristyna, Alex?
248. hot tempered: “Do I look like an idiot”
249. most impatient: BRI
250. shortest: Alexis
. :Have you ever : .
258. flashed someone: yes
259. told the person you liked how you felt: “who ever wrote this question is an idiot.”
260. been to michigan: No shit?
261. gotten really REALLY wasted: physically impossible.
262. gone to jail or juvi: no
263. skateboarded: by accident
264. skinny dipped: yes
265. stolen anything: only free stuff.
267. pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Yes.
269. broke a beer bottle: yeps.
270. gotten into a bar: yes.
271. kissed someone of the same sex: no.
273. gone on a road trip: every year.
274. gone on vacation without adult supervision: yes
275. been to a concert: Yeps
276. been to another country: No shit.
277. talked back to an adult: more times then not.
278. got pulled over: nope
279. got in a car accident: no.
280. broke a law: no.
286. dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: no
. : Opinions : .
287. what do you think...about pop music: What is pop? It sucks.
288. about boy bands: Gay fags.
289. about flag burning: Fuck you.
290. of the war on terrorists: about damn time kill em all and implement torture.
291. about suicide: People who commit suicide are hurting others more than themselves. I think it's selfish.
292. about people who try to force their opinions on you: bastards
293. about abortion: i'm torn.
294. about rock/metal music: it's good
295. where do you think you'll be in 10 years: married
296. who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Most of my friends now.
. : What did you do : .
297. last birthday: had fun with friends, and massages and steak.
298. yesterday: huh? Yesterday?
299. last weekend: I had a great time
300. christmas: 5th
301. thanksgiving: drunk ate and that’s about it.
302. new year's: drunk ate and had friends over
303. Halloween: ;)
304. easter: don’t remember
305. valentine's day: Same thing I do every valentines day, pinky. Try to take over a girl.
. : the last : .
306. thing you ate: don’t remember
307. thing you drank: don’t remember
308. thing you wore: what im wearing now
310. thing you got pierced/tattooed: eyebrow
311. person you saw: frodo
312. person you kissed: Bri
313. ?
314. person you talked to: Bri
315. song you heard: Drunken lullabies
. : Now :
316. what are you eating: Nothing
317. what are you drinking: Same
318. what are you wearing: clothes
319. any shoes on: no
hair: messy
321. listening to: my gf
322. talking to anyone: Bri
. : Yes or no :
324. are you a vegetarian: no
325. do you like cows: HELL YES
327. are you artistic: HELL NO
328. do you write poetry: When my muse isn’t dead.
329. are you a fast runner: we dwarves are sprinters very dangerous at short distances.
330. can you ski: yes
331. are you british: no mate. I fucking hate pikies.
332. do you want to spear britney: with a 10 ft metal spike.
333. do the voices talk to you: yes, but don’t worry they like you.
334. did you ever give barbie a haircut: if that includes cutting off her head.
335. would you eat mac & cheese with hot dog in it: “whoever wrote this question needs to go back to 1st grade English.”
336. do you think disney creators were on acid when they made alice in wonder land?: Disney didn’t write the book you idiots.
337. are you straight: That’s a stupid question sister ofcourse.
338. are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: “again you dumb write take english” and im insane.
339. are you fat: im white need I say more.
340. are you skinny: see previous statement.
341. are you shy?: really now do you im shy? Well only around gay Japanese men.
. : Random questions : .
355. if you could be any animal, what would you be: cat.
356. if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: My gf.
357. do you remember any of your dreams: Rarely
358. do you dream in color or black and white: Color.
359. do you admit when you need help with a problem: NO, well sometimes like that time in Calcutta.
360. can people read you like a book: NO.
361. what's your biggest fear: Spiders. And clowns.
362. do you talk a lot: sometimes.
363. are you afraid of clowns: FUCK YEAH
364. do you like spiders: HELL NO
365. how about grape kool-aid: depending on whats in it.
366. can you drive: yes.
367. are you spoiled: no
368. are you anti-social:yes
369. do you see dumb people: all the time.
370. do you see dead people: yes.
371. any last words: “remember to eat drink and be merry.”
372. now that this is over, what are you going to do? Eat.
2. middle name: Clark
3. last name: CArbaugh
4. nickname(s): Demon, Jerome, Tsepesh, Rogue, Silent bob, D, Jack
5. gender: Male.
6. age: 18
7. birthday04/28/85
8. height: 6'1"
9. hair color: brown with highlights
10. eye color: Green/hazel
11. race: Welsh, Souix, German, Scotish, Irish.
12. do you wear glasses or contacts: Both
13. do you have braces: not anymore
14. is your hair long or short: long
15. where were you born: Dayton, OH
16. current location: ? GVSU?
17. zodiac sign: Tarus.
18. how many languages do you know: 2_well: English and bad English, And some Japanese, Spanish, and Russian.
19. nationality: American god damn it show some respect.
20. worst habit: Self Destruction.
21. piercings you have: ear, cartilage, eyebrow.
22. peircings you want: another cartilage
23. tattoos you have: None
24. tattoos you want: Full celtic gauntlets(by Kristyna Dresser), Full back cross(tbd)
25. today's date: Febuary 7
26. the time: 4:15PM
27. ready for a bunch more questions: Ask away
.: Family : .
28. mother's name: Lisa
29. father's name: Sam (yes I am the son of sam)
30. step-parent's names, if any: none
31. brother(s)'s name(s): Sam
32. sister(s)'s name(s): None
33. favorite aunt: Nancy
34. favorite uncle: Uncle Fred
35. favorite grandparent: Grampa Brailey
36. worst cousin: most of em.
37. best cousin: Ellisabeth
38. do you get along with your parents?: We haven’t killed each other yet, so yes.
39. Does anyone in your family understand you?: Nope
40. do you have any pets: 2 cats
41. what are their names: Raven, Morpheus
42. what kind of animals are they: Cats.
. : School : .
43. are you still in school: yes
44. did you drop out: no
45. current gpa, or last gpa you got: 2.5
46. favorite grade: 10th
47. least favorite grade: 7th
48. favorite teacher: Mrs. Payne
50. favorite subject: Math
52. do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Bring it, Sometimes bring in steak for friends ;)
53. play any sports on the school's team: Football, Wrestling, soccer (don’t go there)
54. do/did you do any extracurricular activities: Drama, Programming club, math team, lit magazine, ect. ect. ect.
55. are/were you popular: By definition yes. Everyone new me and of me and came to me for help and for advice or they just new me.
56. favorite dance: My own Prom I had sophomore year.
57. favorite memory: Prom sophomore year.
58. least favorite dance: homecoming senior year.
59. least favorite memory: youth.
60. most humiliating moment: lets see here… cant remember. Though I know I had a few.
. : Favorites : .
61. number: 4
62. clothing brand: Like I care?
63. shoes: Again I’m neither female, gay, or a prep so why would I care?
64. saying: “eat, drink, and be merry.”
65. tv show: Farscape
66. sport: wrestling (go figure)
67. vegetable: corn on the cob, or salt (salts a vegetable)
69. movie: Boondock Saints
70. magazine: Don’t read magazines.
71. actor: Sean Connery
72. actress: don’t really care but maybe Christina Recci
73. candy: Chocolate…. Women?
74. gum: don’t usually have it, Wrigle’s
75. scent: vanilla, women
76. candy bar: Milky Way
77. ice cream flavor: Chocolate cookie dough!
78. color: Black, Blood Red, Dark Purple. GREEN
79. season: Winter
80. holiday: Chirstmas
81. bands: Flogging molly, FIF, Mettalica (old), ect. Ect.
82. singer: Kristyna Dresser.
83. group: Don’t really care if you aren’t a band you are not music.
84. rapper: Don’t give a shit.
85. type of music: It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.
86. thing in your room: Computer
87. it went to the question party w/o us.
89. tv channel: History channel, cartoon network, Food channel
90. junk food: Buffalo wings
91. overall food: Steak.
92. store: Borders
93. shoe brand: I repeat my previous statement on shoes.
94. Fast Food: Don’t care they all are desent.
95. restaurant: Tankatsu san.
96. shape: Mobius Strip
97. time of day: Time?
98. country: Scotland.
99. state: Michigan(mitten&lakes), Hawaii(warm, island), California(reasons as always)
100. boys name: Demetrius, Alucard
101. girls name: Rose
102. mall: Damn I hate those things.
103. video game: It’s all good.
104. shampoo: see statement on shoes.
105. board game: Risk
106. computer game: Diablo 2, Starcraft, Warcraft 3.
107. car: Stingray
108. music video: Don’t care.
109. swear word: swear whats that? :: tries to look innocent::
110. saying: “Eat, Drink and be Merry”
111. month: April
112. cartoon character: Must be Bucky.
. : What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
116. eminem: fucking white bastardo.
117. dog: ruff! Just the way your mother likes it.
118. hot: Damn.
119. britney spears: Slut.
120. nsync: : Gay fucking bastards need to be shot.
122. orange: the color 7?
123. choice: always the same.
125.bisexual: fun.
126. black: night.
127. iq: idiotically stupid questions.
128. insane clown posse: Fucking hate clowns.
129. linkin park: Posers.
130. jack: of all trades.
131. rainbow: fruit?
132. cherry: what cherry? :: grins devilishly::
133. cucumber: Larry
134. Shark: hehe
135. Lifehouse: Desent.
136. Bat: Man
137. Leather: Fun.
138. Whip: More fun.
139. America: Home
140. Water: Comfortingly home.
141. Volcano: ? curious.
. : This or that : .
142. rock or rap: rock ( you an idiot?)
143. rock or pop: Rock ( You a prep?)
144. rock or r&b: Rock (damn repetition)
145. rock or metal: Both
146. rap or pop: pop (one must always choose the lesser of two weevils)
147. rap or r&b: fuck em both.
148. rap or metal: metal
149. pop or r&b: pop(same as last time)
150. pop or metal: metal (Damn preps.)
151. r&b or metal: metal (Can I ask who the idiot is who wrote these?)
152. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit: Linkin Park ( I mean come on Dersk is a whining loser)
153. Tool or Korn: Tool (come on if your band was named after a pice of vegetable coming out of a gay guys as while being eaten out you think I will listen to it?)
154. selena or jennifer lopez: What there’s a difference?
155. hot or cold: cold
156. winter or summer: Winter for obvious reasons.
157. spring or fall: spring
158. Shakira or Britney: Slut or whore? How about both dead?
159. ICP or Eminem: I hate clowns and damn wannabies so how about I kill em both?
160. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: Either
161. Kittie or Garbage: Kittie (there nice I meet them)
162. MTV or VH1: VH1 (they haven’t sold out to rap yet)
163. buffy or angel: Both..
164. dawson's creek or gilmore girls: See statement on shoes.
165. football or basketball: Football (basketball isn’t a sport.)
177. cell phone or pager: Cell phone I like to talk not see numbers.
178. pen or pencil: Pencil
179. Powerpuff Girls or charlie's angels: Powerpuff girls (hey gotta love the cartoons)
180. Scooby Doo or Dino: Scooby Doo
181. Dragon Ball Z or Pokemon: Dragon ball Z.
182. Star Wars or Star Trek: Neither.
183. tattoos or piercings: can you say both?
184. prep or punk: Punk
185. slut or whore: neither nymphos all the way (they at least have standards and moral they just like sex)
. : Private life : .
186. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yes
187. do you have a crush: Crush? You mean like a bearhug? Somewhat.
188. do you love anyone right now: Yes.
190. how many people have you kissed: more then 36 less then 50?
191. who was your first kiss: Can not remember.
192. how many hearts have you broken: Lets see… 1.2.3.4.5… hmmm That would take to long.
193. how many people broke your heart: 1 too many.
194. best quote to sum up love: “Love is a two edged sword.”
195. so what is your bf/gf/crush like?: if I said I would have to kill you.
196. do you have a picture of him/her: yes
198. do you have a picture of yourself: somewhere.
200. do you go by looks or personality: Personality but yes I do care about looks.
201. ever kissed a friend: yes.
215. bungee jump: sure
216. sky dive: threaten me with a good time.
217. swim with dolphins: can I kill them?
218. scubadive: damn sharks.
219. go rock climbing: sure
221. .: Would you ever :turn your back on your friends for personal gain:No
222. steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: been there done that.
223. cross dress: did that last year.
224. lie to the police: doing it tonight.
225. run from the police: im not an idiot they got dogs.. you remember Rodney king?
226. lie to your parents: sometimes.
227. walk up to a stranger and kiss them: defiantly done that
228. be an exotic dancer: Im a white man what more can I say?
229. walk out of a restaurant without paying: nopes.
230. streak: Done that too.
. : Your friends : .
231. best friend: Kristyna
232. known longest: Kristyna
233. wish you talked to more: Kristyna
234. wish you saw more: Kristyna, Bri, Alex, Lauren, Liz.
235. how many friends do you think you have: a decent amount.
236. what drives you insane after a while: women.
237. who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Kristyna, Alex.
238. ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'nextlevel'?: not yet.
239. craziest: Me?
240. shyest: Alleycat
242. best hair: Kristyna
243. can always make you laugh: Kristyna, alex
244. best eyes: hmmm… Kristyna’s… considering she is the only one I stare at in depth.
245. best body: Hard one.
246. most athletic: Frodo.
247. sex symbol: ???? Frodo, Kristyna, Alex?
248. hot tempered: “Do I look like an idiot”
249. most impatient: BRI
250. shortest: Alexis
. :Have you ever : .
258. flashed someone: yes
259. told the person you liked how you felt: “who ever wrote this question is an idiot.”
260. been to michigan: No shit?
261. gotten really REALLY wasted: physically impossible.
262. gone to jail or juvi: no
263. skateboarded: by accident
264. skinny dipped: yes
265. stolen anything: only free stuff.
267. pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Yes.
269. broke a beer bottle: yeps.
270. gotten into a bar: yes.
271. kissed someone of the same sex: no.
273. gone on a road trip: every year.
274. gone on vacation without adult supervision: yes
275. been to a concert: Yeps
276. been to another country: No shit.
277. talked back to an adult: more times then not.
278. got pulled over: nope
279. got in a car accident: no.
280. broke a law: no.
286. dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: no
. : Opinions : .
287. what do you think...about pop music: What is pop? It sucks.
288. about boy bands: Gay fags.
289. about flag burning: Fuck you.
290. of the war on terrorists: about damn time kill em all and implement torture.
291. about suicide: People who commit suicide are hurting others more than themselves. I think it's selfish.
292. about people who try to force their opinions on you: bastards
293. about abortion: i'm torn.
294. about rock/metal music: it's good
295. where do you think you'll be in 10 years: married
296. who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Most of my friends now.
. : What did you do : .
297. last birthday: had fun with friends, and massages and steak.
298. yesterday: huh? Yesterday?
299. last weekend: I had a great time
300. christmas: 5th
301. thanksgiving: drunk ate and that’s about it.
302. new year's: drunk ate and had friends over
303. Halloween: ;)
304. easter: don’t remember
305. valentine's day: Same thing I do every valentines day, pinky. Try to take over a girl.
. : the last : .
306. thing you ate: don’t remember
307. thing you drank: don’t remember
308. thing you wore: what im wearing now
310. thing you got pierced/tattooed: eyebrow
311. person you saw: frodo
312. person you kissed: Bri
313. ?
314. person you talked to: Bri
315. song you heard: Drunken lullabies
. : Now :
316. what are you eating: Nothing
317. what are you drinking: Same
318. what are you wearing: clothes
319. any shoes on: no
hair: messy
321. listening to: my gf
322. talking to anyone: Bri
. : Yes or no :
324. are you a vegetarian: no
325. do you like cows: HELL YES
327. are you artistic: HELL NO
328. do you write poetry: When my muse isn’t dead.
329. are you a fast runner: we dwarves are sprinters very dangerous at short distances.
330. can you ski: yes
331. are you british: no mate. I fucking hate pikies.
332. do you want to spear britney: with a 10 ft metal spike.
333. do the voices talk to you: yes, but don’t worry they like you.
334. did you ever give barbie a haircut: if that includes cutting off her head.
335. would you eat mac & cheese with hot dog in it: “whoever wrote this question needs to go back to 1st grade English.”
336. do you think disney creators were on acid when they made alice in wonder land?: Disney didn’t write the book you idiots.
337. are you straight: That’s a stupid question sister ofcourse.
338. are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: “again you dumb write take english” and im insane.
339. are you fat: im white need I say more.
340. are you skinny: see previous statement.
341. are you shy?: really now do you im shy? Well only around gay Japanese men.
. : Random questions : .
355. if you could be any animal, what would you be: cat.
356. if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: My gf.
357. do you remember any of your dreams: Rarely
358. do you dream in color or black and white: Color.
359. do you admit when you need help with a problem: NO, well sometimes like that time in Calcutta.
360. can people read you like a book: NO.
361. what's your biggest fear: Spiders. And clowns.
362. do you talk a lot: sometimes.
363. are you afraid of clowns: FUCK YEAH
364. do you like spiders: HELL NO
365. how about grape kool-aid: depending on whats in it.
366. can you drive: yes.
367. are you spoiled: no
368. are you anti-social:yes
369. do you see dumb people: all the time.
370. do you see dead people: yes.
371. any last words: “remember to eat drink and be merry.”
372. now that this is over, what are you going to do? Eat.