Bean's List of the most attractive famous people that I can think of...
So I've been running across these for a while, lists of famous people that are hot.
I usually only know a few, and often don't think the people are all that hot.
So I decided it would be fun to make my own list.
This was a lot more work than I expected.
It was kinda fun finding the pictures that I felt exemplified, for me, their particular hotness.
This is only famous people- not a personal laundry list of crushes.
Though that would be a fun exercise...
Without more random crap to say, here is
Joaquin Phoenix- Oh man, he really got me as Abbe du Coulmier in Quills,
but then he further fixed me with his Johnny Cash. Dear God this man is hot.
He's got that clean cut bad boy look.
He's vegan, weird as all hell and there's something about his scar that works me.
This list is in no particular order, except he's the first person I thought of...
Patrick Stewart- One of the sexiest men out there. It's hard to argue with the Captain.
Helena Bonham Carter- I've always thought she was gorgeous. I've been watching her act for most of my life-
A Room With a View, Hamlet- oh dear God, she made me LOVE Hamlet- okay so she wasn't who I would have cast for Ophelia(I see her as a much more fragile looking girl), but she did it SO well.
And then Fight Club. Holy God. Sick. Sick HOT. And then she married the king of weird Tim Burton-
What an AMAZING couple. I mean, Jesus, I can't even begin to describe the utter delight these two people being together brings me.
Julian Sands- Okay, so I realize he's not the best actor in the world.
But he is WAY HOT. Granted, I was making out with um, a very sexy friend while watching Gothic for many weekends during high school.
And granted, he looks like a guy I've crushed on for years and years.
But the roles he takes!!! Percy Shelly! He was in Room With a View too! Yves Cloquet in Naked Lunch, Boxing Helena, Tale of a Vampire(not a good movie, but he was damned hot in it), Turn of the Screw. Sexy FUCKED UP roles. Apparently I like weird.
Oh and he would have been a PERFECT Lestat. But noooo, Tom Cruise? WTF Batman. WTF.
Milla Jovovich- Almost goes without saying.
I mean, for God's sake, she might look even more adorable pregnant.
If you didn't already know, I love women with guns.
Johnny Depp- Okay, adding him is almost gratuitous. He's just gorgeous and I don't need any more reason.
But then again, he's a freak- and I love him for it.
Hugh Jackman-- Really, I only like him when he's scruffy. When he's clean cut he makes me feel...I don't know, he looks familial or something. Just too sweet and clean. I like the scruff and Oh those MUSCLES.
Perry Farrell back in the day-
He was just beautiful. He was the the epitome of underground energy.
He was unlike anything I'd ever seen before.
He had a mystery about him. A sexy foreign charisma.
His music changed my life. It really did.
I'm afraid the years have not favored him in my eyes or ears, but media still holds him ageless before my eyes.
Willem Dafoe- He makes me feel kinda wiggly. Like, I'm hot for him and he kinda scares me.
The preternatural quality to his features and the intense gaze...
...and holy crap he's a good actor.
Sean Patrick Flanery- Obviously, I like Boondock Saints. Great movie. Introduced me to the very hot actor here:
Another one I find much more attractive whilst scruffy.
Billy Connolly in some roles- okay, just as Il Duce.
He's got the hot in him. He's got guns. He's got mystery, he's got a good sense of humor.
But usually he's too wild and woolly "I'm ZANY" for me.
But as Il Duce, he was HOT.
Maria de Medeiros- Oh Henry and June. Another movie I made out to a lot.
It's got everything. Including the hot hot woman below. AND UMA THURMAN. AND them making out!
How can you go wrong.
And she was freaking adorable in Pulp Fiction. Almost makes me like my "little pot".
Uma Thurman- As mentioned above, how can you go wrong? She's smart, interesting, leggy and at least somewhat bi.
Besides, she chooses some AMAZING roles- Kill Bill and The Adventures of Baron von Munchausen are enough to sell me.
But no matter how much you love her- SKIP Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. Terrible movie.
Kevin Spacey- He's not usually on these lists- not that I've seen.
But he's really hot. And makes me wiggly.
He often chooses roles portraying really ethically twisted people. Which attracts and repels me at the same time.
Tim Curry- yet another making out while young movie. Rocky Horror...I watched it every weekend for a couple of years.
As twisted as it is, I think it managed to sink into my sexuality in a very...funny way.
Tim Curry, well he's the height of hot. Weird, British, twisted and crazy.
David Bowie, of course -you clicked the link just to see which pic of him I'd choose, right? ;)
He's cool, he's hot. He's got two differently colored eyes. He's magic. In ways that make me wiggle with desire.
Bruce Willis- I've been hot for him since Moonlighting.
He's just hot. And his arms. Yum.
I don't know, I don't think I really need to say much. He's ridiculously hot. And he's got that Loki twinkle...
Salma Hayek- this woman is really just amazingly beautiful.
I like her as an actress, I like her accent and I love how graceful she is. She's beautiful.
Ewan McGregor- I didn't like how he looked in Star Wars, but I think he's gorgeous in pretty much everything else.
He may be my one exception to the scruffy rule. He looks beautiful clean shaven.
The Pillow Book is so hot. And when I first saw Moulin Rouge- when he opened his mouth to sing I got full body chills.
Not only can he sing, but you can fall in love with him while he does it. *dreamy sigh*
Stuart Townsend- He was a HOT Lestat. Sick hot.
He just has this egotistical bastard look that makes me think he'd be a total ass, but God, he'd be worth the fight.
Orlando Bloom- He's one HOT elf. He's a hot pirate too. He's just terribly attractive.
And apparently he snowboards like he thinks he's immortal. Balls, I like my men with them.
Deborah Harry- Great singer, great body. Hot. Her heyday was quite a peak.
She's still looking quite beautiful. But yeah, Blondie. Mmmmm.
Lisa Bonet(aka Lilakoi Moon her chosen non-actor name)-
She is a good looking woman. She's played some really hot roles.
I have no idea what she's up to nowadays, but she was way hot when I was seeing her all the time.
Sophia Loren- Dear God, what a beautiful woman. She aged well too.
Amazing specimen of womanhood.
Kate Winslet- Heavenly Creatures...God, what a hot movie.
And wrong. Oh the things I like. She's a gorgeous creature.
Jack Black- He's hot, irreverent and hilarious.
His eyes slay me. And dear God, he's been blessed with a voice that can peel panties for miles.
Clea DuVall- She was amazing as Sofie in Carnivàle. And then -But I'm a Cheerleader...um. Hot.
Beyoncé Knowles- She's gorgeous, obviously. But in the interviews I've seen she's really sweet too.
Plus, she has a really nice voice.
Jessica Alba- She had me at Dark Angel. Then she just kept getting hotter.
Daniel Radcliffe- He's 19. He was Harry Potter. Now he's HOT. Case closed.
See? Okay, he's a bit thin for my tastes.
Morgan Freeman- Did you watch the Electric Company? He's always been hot.
And he's aging really WELL. Look at those eyes.
Kevin Smith- Oh dear God the HOT. He is geek hot. He's got a belly.
He's hilarious and he's smart. Can I have one?
Anne Hathaway- Man, this is one pretty female.
I saw and loved her in The Princess Diaries, but since then she's really grown up and is SO beautiful.
Christina Ricci- I've always thought she was hot. Before she was old enough I just thought she was way cool- as Wednesday Addams. Then she started getting older and hotter.
And then she was in Black Snake Moan. Oh God, hot trashy crazy chick. I love to look at 'em but keep them faaaarrrr away from me.
But then again, I LOVE to look at 'em:
Anthony Hopkins- Spooooky hot. YEP.
Takeshi Kaneshiro- House of Flying Daggers. See it, fall for him. You really can't help it. He's almost as hot as the leading lady.
Ziyi Zhang- This is that leading lady in question(and the picture). She's so beautiful my eyes leak looking at her.
And she can move!
Lucy Liu- Sexy, pretty and talented.
Plus, she kicks serious ass in Kill Bill. I love women with weapons...have I mentioned that?
John Cusak- Okay, I'm just a HUGE fan of him and his work.
Look, here he is with a gun. At this point you know I like my hotties armed.
And he is really gorgeous. With or without a gun.
But he's also a fantastic actor. And chooses really awesome roles. And has been since the 80s.
One warning, don't watch the Jack Bull. It sucks ass. Serious ass.
Gabriel Byrn- What is it about me and men playing priests?
He was super sick hot in Stigmata. I didn't even realize until later that he was in the Usual Suspects.
Alan Rickman- Um, Snape me. Please? I um, wouldn't mind him pushing my head down. Hottt.
And who could resist him as the acid tongued angel in Dogma?
Jason Statham- Turkish in Snatch. Yet another armed man. What will my Quaker friends think of me. ;)
Of course he's not armed in this picture. But in every film I've seen him in he is.
What a great looking guy. He's got great muscles too.
[edited in]Summer Glau
She was River Tam in Firefly and Serenity.
She's gorgeous and can really MOVE.
She has serious grace and her fight scenes in Serenity were fantastic.
Jason Statham again. Just because.
Dangerously delicious.
Tilda Swinton
Adrogyny is so incredibly sexy to me. Also she seems so incredibly odd. And yes, she look like David Bowie.
And
Jennifer Lawrence
New and trendy but still totally hot. Plus, she seems be funny down to earth. And a dork, I love me some dorky chicks.
Lauryn Hill
Gorgeous, obviously, but strong and intense too.
Jiz Lee
Okay, finding a hot, sfw pic of was sooo difficult and enjoyable.
Yolandi Visser
She's one of singers of Die Antwoord. A very strange but awesome band from S Africa. She's hot and totally creepy at the same time
Gina Torres
In leathers, with a gun? Be still my geeky heart.
Bobak Ferdowsi
and in the geekiest of geeky hot crushes is this hot young scientist.
And last, but not least:
Carolyn Jones- As Morticia Addams. She deserved every bit of the worship he laid at her feet.
What a seductive, sexy, quirky character. And what a beguilingly beautiful woman.
And then the extra stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOK-ZVJMaU
Patrick Stewart talking about his baldness. Dear God he's a babe.
http://flashyourstache.wordpress.com/mustache-directory/celebrity-mustaches/
Celebrity moustaches. Found whilst searching for the pics.
I usually only know a few, and often don't think the people are all that hot.
So I decided it would be fun to make my own list.
This was a lot more work than I expected.
It was kinda fun finding the pictures that I felt exemplified, for me, their particular hotness.
This is only famous people- not a personal laundry list of crushes.
Though that would be a fun exercise...
Without more random crap to say, here is
Joaquin Phoenix- Oh man, he really got me as Abbe du Coulmier in Quills,
but then he further fixed me with his Johnny Cash. Dear God this man is hot.
He's got that clean cut bad boy look.
He's vegan, weird as all hell and there's something about his scar that works me.
This list is in no particular order, except he's the first person I thought of...
Patrick Stewart- One of the sexiest men out there. It's hard to argue with the Captain.
Helena Bonham Carter- I've always thought she was gorgeous. I've been watching her act for most of my life-
A Room With a View, Hamlet- oh dear God, she made me LOVE Hamlet- okay so she wasn't who I would have cast for Ophelia(I see her as a much more fragile looking girl), but she did it SO well.
And then Fight Club. Holy God. Sick. Sick HOT. And then she married the king of weird Tim Burton-
What an AMAZING couple. I mean, Jesus, I can't even begin to describe the utter delight these two people being together brings me.
Julian Sands- Okay, so I realize he's not the best actor in the world.
But he is WAY HOT. Granted, I was making out with um, a very sexy friend while watching Gothic for many weekends during high school.
And granted, he looks like a guy I've crushed on for years and years.
But the roles he takes!!! Percy Shelly! He was in Room With a View too! Yves Cloquet in Naked Lunch, Boxing Helena, Tale of a Vampire(not a good movie, but he was damned hot in it), Turn of the Screw. Sexy FUCKED UP roles. Apparently I like weird.
Oh and he would have been a PERFECT Lestat. But noooo, Tom Cruise? WTF Batman. WTF.
Milla Jovovich- Almost goes without saying.
I mean, for God's sake, she might look even more adorable pregnant.
If you didn't already know, I love women with guns.
Johnny Depp- Okay, adding him is almost gratuitous. He's just gorgeous and I don't need any more reason.
But then again, he's a freak- and I love him for it.
Hugh Jackman-- Really, I only like him when he's scruffy. When he's clean cut he makes me feel...I don't know, he looks familial or something. Just too sweet and clean. I like the scruff and Oh those MUSCLES.
Perry Farrell back in the day-
He was just beautiful. He was the the epitome of underground energy.
He was unlike anything I'd ever seen before.
He had a mystery about him. A sexy foreign charisma.
His music changed my life. It really did.
I'm afraid the years have not favored him in my eyes or ears, but media still holds him ageless before my eyes.
Willem Dafoe- He makes me feel kinda wiggly. Like, I'm hot for him and he kinda scares me.
The preternatural quality to his features and the intense gaze...
...and holy crap he's a good actor.
Sean Patrick Flanery- Obviously, I like Boondock Saints. Great movie. Introduced me to the very hot actor here:
Another one I find much more attractive whilst scruffy.
Billy Connolly in some roles- okay, just as Il Duce.
He's got the hot in him. He's got guns. He's got mystery, he's got a good sense of humor.
But usually he's too wild and woolly "I'm ZANY" for me.
But as Il Duce, he was HOT.
Maria de Medeiros- Oh Henry and June. Another movie I made out to a lot.
It's got everything. Including the hot hot woman below. AND UMA THURMAN. AND them making out!
How can you go wrong.
And she was freaking adorable in Pulp Fiction. Almost makes me like my "little pot".
Uma Thurman- As mentioned above, how can you go wrong? She's smart, interesting, leggy and at least somewhat bi.
Besides, she chooses some AMAZING roles- Kill Bill and The Adventures of Baron von Munchausen are enough to sell me.
But no matter how much you love her- SKIP Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. Terrible movie.
Kevin Spacey- He's not usually on these lists- not that I've seen.
But he's really hot. And makes me wiggly.
He often chooses roles portraying really ethically twisted people. Which attracts and repels me at the same time.
Tim Curry- yet another making out while young movie. Rocky Horror...I watched it every weekend for a couple of years.
As twisted as it is, I think it managed to sink into my sexuality in a very...funny way.
Tim Curry, well he's the height of hot. Weird, British, twisted and crazy.
David Bowie, of course -you clicked the link just to see which pic of him I'd choose, right? ;)
He's cool, he's hot. He's got two differently colored eyes. He's magic. In ways that make me wiggle with desire.
Bruce Willis- I've been hot for him since Moonlighting.
He's just hot. And his arms. Yum.
I don't know, I don't think I really need to say much. He's ridiculously hot. And he's got that Loki twinkle...
Salma Hayek- this woman is really just amazingly beautiful.
I like her as an actress, I like her accent and I love how graceful she is. She's beautiful.
Ewan McGregor- I didn't like how he looked in Star Wars, but I think he's gorgeous in pretty much everything else.
He may be my one exception to the scruffy rule. He looks beautiful clean shaven.
The Pillow Book is so hot. And when I first saw Moulin Rouge- when he opened his mouth to sing I got full body chills.
Not only can he sing, but you can fall in love with him while he does it. *dreamy sigh*
Stuart Townsend- He was a HOT Lestat. Sick hot.
He just has this egotistical bastard look that makes me think he'd be a total ass, but God, he'd be worth the fight.
Orlando Bloom- He's one HOT elf. He's a hot pirate too. He's just terribly attractive.
And apparently he snowboards like he thinks he's immortal. Balls, I like my men with them.
Deborah Harry- Great singer, great body. Hot. Her heyday was quite a peak.
She's still looking quite beautiful. But yeah, Blondie. Mmmmm.
Lisa Bonet(aka Lilakoi Moon her chosen non-actor name)-
She is a good looking woman. She's played some really hot roles.
I have no idea what she's up to nowadays, but she was way hot when I was seeing her all the time.
Sophia Loren- Dear God, what a beautiful woman. She aged well too.
Amazing specimen of womanhood.
Kate Winslet- Heavenly Creatures...God, what a hot movie.
And wrong. Oh the things I like. She's a gorgeous creature.
Jack Black- He's hot, irreverent and hilarious.
His eyes slay me. And dear God, he's been blessed with a voice that can peel panties for miles.
Clea DuVall- She was amazing as Sofie in Carnivàle. And then -But I'm a Cheerleader...um. Hot.
Beyoncé Knowles- She's gorgeous, obviously. But in the interviews I've seen she's really sweet too.
Plus, she has a really nice voice.
Jessica Alba- She had me at Dark Angel. Then she just kept getting hotter.
Daniel Radcliffe- He's 19. He was Harry Potter. Now he's HOT. Case closed.
See? Okay, he's a bit thin for my tastes.
Morgan Freeman- Did you watch the Electric Company? He's always been hot.
And he's aging really WELL. Look at those eyes.
Kevin Smith- Oh dear God the HOT. He is geek hot. He's got a belly.
He's hilarious and he's smart. Can I have one?
Anne Hathaway- Man, this is one pretty female.
I saw and loved her in The Princess Diaries, but since then she's really grown up and is SO beautiful.
Christina Ricci- I've always thought she was hot. Before she was old enough I just thought she was way cool- as Wednesday Addams. Then she started getting older and hotter.
And then she was in Black Snake Moan. Oh God, hot trashy crazy chick. I love to look at 'em but keep them faaaarrrr away from me.
But then again, I LOVE to look at 'em:
Anthony Hopkins- Spooooky hot. YEP.
Takeshi Kaneshiro- House of Flying Daggers. See it, fall for him. You really can't help it. He's almost as hot as the leading lady.
Ziyi Zhang- This is that leading lady in question(and the picture). She's so beautiful my eyes leak looking at her.
And she can move!
Lucy Liu- Sexy, pretty and talented.
Plus, she kicks serious ass in Kill Bill. I love women with weapons...have I mentioned that?
John Cusak- Okay, I'm just a HUGE fan of him and his work.
Look, here he is with a gun. At this point you know I like my hotties armed.
And he is really gorgeous. With or without a gun.
But he's also a fantastic actor. And chooses really awesome roles. And has been since the 80s.
One warning, don't watch the Jack Bull. It sucks ass. Serious ass.
Gabriel Byrn- What is it about me and men playing priests?
He was super sick hot in Stigmata. I didn't even realize until later that he was in the Usual Suspects.
Alan Rickman- Um, Snape me. Please? I um, wouldn't mind him pushing my head down. Hottt.
And who could resist him as the acid tongued angel in Dogma?
Jason Statham- Turkish in Snatch. Yet another armed man. What will my Quaker friends think of me. ;)
Of course he's not armed in this picture. But in every film I've seen him in he is.
What a great looking guy. He's got great muscles too.
[edited in]Summer Glau
She was River Tam in Firefly and Serenity.
She's gorgeous and can really MOVE.
She has serious grace and her fight scenes in Serenity were fantastic.
Jason Statham again. Just because.
Dangerously delicious.
Tilda Swinton
Adrogyny is so incredibly sexy to me. Also she seems so incredibly odd. And yes, she look like David Bowie.
And
Jennifer Lawrence
New and trendy but still totally hot. Plus, she seems be funny down to earth. And a dork, I love me some dorky chicks.
Lauryn Hill
Gorgeous, obviously, but strong and intense too.
Jiz Lee
Okay, finding a hot, sfw pic of was sooo difficult and enjoyable.
Yolandi Visser
She's one of singers of Die Antwoord. A very strange but awesome band from S Africa. She's hot and totally creepy at the same time
Gina Torres
In leathers, with a gun? Be still my geeky heart.
Bobak Ferdowsi
and in the geekiest of geeky hot crushes is this hot young scientist.
And last, but not least:
Carolyn Jones- As Morticia Addams. She deserved every bit of the worship he laid at her feet.
What a seductive, sexy, quirky character. And what a beguilingly beautiful woman.
And then the extra stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOK-ZVJMaU
Patrick Stewart talking about his baldness. Dear God he's a babe.
http://flashyourstache.wordpress.com/mustache-directory/celebrity-mustaches/
Celebrity moustaches. Found whilst searching for the pics.