Video; PSA

[fukuchou]

[Angling the camera towards him, he gives an unusually serious glance to it before starting,]Hey, boys and girls

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[samagawaru]

I'll help you.

[fukuchou]

I said 'able-bodied men' and the 'dog days of summer'.

Not 'able-bodied dogs', Hajime-chan.

[samagawaru]

I'm being serious.

[fukuchou]

You usually are. You probably wouldn't know a joke if one stabbed you in the back~

[samagawaru]

I think jokes are rather silly. They confuse me.

[fukuchou]

[It's probably why you didn't get that zinger right there, Saitou. And he'd thought it was clever, too~]

I won't detain you with my silliness for any longer, then.

Byebye~

[samagawaru]

I am serious when I said I want to help.

[fukuchou]

I'm seriously rejecting your offer.

[samagawaru]

...why are you rejecting me?

[fukuchou]

Defector.

[He's not getting over that any time soon, Hajime.]

[samagawaru]

I only defect from people who are unjust.

[He isn't going to stop either, Souji]

[fukuchou]

Get out of my sight, Yamaguchi.

[Using his old name now, since he was running away from responsibility again.]

[samagawaru]

...

[That took it a little far.]

Use m-...

[He paused before he finished his sentence. He was going to tell him to use his proper name, but he knew that Souji would immediately snap something rude back at him.]

My name is Saitou Hajime

[fukuchou]

Your name when you entered the Shinsengumi for protection was Saitou Hajime.

Your name now that you are no longer in it is Yamaguchi Hajime. That is what you should be called.

[samagawaru]

[He didn't want to argue since it was pretty much true. But he had grown fond of that name.]

I am still going to go under the name Saitou Hajime.

[fukuchou]

Whoever you are, get out of my sight. You're an eyesore.

[Curt and blunt.]