how precious.
What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Come Back?
(answer at the bottom)
i got more new ringtones. now when jordan calls me it rings "backstreets back" officially dubbing his nickname "backstreet boy" as PERMINANT! rad.
i got Lit's "my own worst enemy" for when robert calls me...because im never going to forget that time when we sang the entire song together in my car...it was pricless...
oh yeah and...i got kicked out of a porn shop today.
HAHAHAHA
i was laughing too hard at the porno playing on the TV and the stupid freaking names of the videos, and the dildos and anal beads and the vibrating bullets and everything else. what the fuck is a vibrating bullet? do i want to know? no. but it still sounded funny.
(shows how mature i am huh?)
well i mean, how can you not laugh at a video like "hot asians get pounded in their asses" or "in-diana jones" ? HAHA i was freggin in tears.
so i was outside waiting for robert...haha. then he waved and was like "come in!" and i ran in, and i was walking and i just busted up and then some guy was like "do you have ID?" and i was like "haha, fuck no!" and he was like "well you need to leave then" and i was like "sure pal" and walked out. then robert came out and he was like "that was so embarassing!" and i was like "BOBBY! YOUR IN A MOTHER FUCKING PORN SHOP? c'mon...how embarassed can i really make you and what are those dorks in there going to do anyways? call the news and say "ROBERT AND MEGHAN WERE IN THE PORN SHOP"?" haha.
well then i hung out with jordan.
then i got home only to get a message from friend #1 saying that i should probably know that friend #2 is totally in love with me...which makes me happy...because friend #2 makes my heart smile... but i want to cry.
ok. so...its
A Stick.
(answer at the bottom)
i got more new ringtones. now when jordan calls me it rings "backstreets back" officially dubbing his nickname "backstreet boy" as PERMINANT! rad.
i got Lit's "my own worst enemy" for when robert calls me...because im never going to forget that time when we sang the entire song together in my car...it was pricless...
oh yeah and...i got kicked out of a porn shop today.
HAHAHAHA
i was laughing too hard at the porno playing on the TV and the stupid freaking names of the videos, and the dildos and anal beads and the vibrating bullets and everything else. what the fuck is a vibrating bullet? do i want to know? no. but it still sounded funny.
(shows how mature i am huh?)
well i mean, how can you not laugh at a video like "hot asians get pounded in their asses" or "in-diana jones" ? HAHA i was freggin in tears.
so i was outside waiting for robert...haha. then he waved and was like "come in!" and i ran in, and i was walking and i just busted up and then some guy was like "do you have ID?" and i was like "haha, fuck no!" and he was like "well you need to leave then" and i was like "sure pal" and walked out. then robert came out and he was like "that was so embarassing!" and i was like "BOBBY! YOUR IN A MOTHER FUCKING PORN SHOP? c'mon...how embarassed can i really make you and what are those dorks in there going to do anyways? call the news and say "ROBERT AND MEGHAN WERE IN THE PORN SHOP"?" haha.
well then i hung out with jordan.
then i got home only to get a message from friend #1 saying that i should probably know that friend #2 is totally in love with me...which makes me happy...because friend #2 makes my heart smile... but i want to cry.
ok. so...its
A Stick.