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It was a fine sunny day. All was well in Kevin Cheng's life. He had not aged in the last few decades, and he was teaching his FAVOURITE class. The only thing was that he was being watched during his lesson. By MOE officials. That made him nervous. And being nervous is a BAD thing.
"And so we see that [...] Banquo killed Macbeth [...]" The class, some being half asleep, the rest not making any sounds either, just acted like nothing happened. However, once the lesson ended and the officials left...
"Kevin, great job man! Banquo killed Macbeth!!!111" -- Hee
Doing his best to defend himself, he at least reassured himself that the MOE officials did not catch the slip. However, a few days later he was no longer so sure whether that is a blessing.
"Banquo killed Macbeth" spread like wildfire through the students, some putting it on their MSN nicknames, some even blogging about it. To top everything off, Hee and the rest wrote "BANQUO KILLED MACBETH" in their next literature test scripts. This issue was not dropped for ages, and it eventually became somewhat of a classic.
The End.
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