A Wonder-Full Day For Slant-Beating
Fifty-Nine years from this day, a young fleet of Bucked-Tooth Japs flew over the ancient Port of Pearl Harbor and dropped Rapidly-Expanding-Gas-From-Solid Canisters upon the boating-area. For this dastardly deed, I think the world's Non-Slope population deserves every right to punch a Jap. In the face. In their greasy, yellow face.
I would like to announce to the World's Non-Highly-Advanced-Yellow-Ape populus that my greatest dear friend, DonCabFan, shall be joining me for a week or two in this festering Hell's-Hole known throught the Balkans as Grcitzia. Here, he and I shall gather together and bring about utter destruction to the ungratious slime which dare proclaim Croatia as their Fatherland. The Serbs shall burn. The Christians shall rot. The Jews shall be punctured. The Muslims shall be skinned. The shop-keepers will be torn limb-from-limb by ravenous packs of Gouge-Beetles. The magistrates and mentors shall have their brains sucked through their Eye-Sockets.
Villany. Humans. People. Children.
No more.
Welcome, my dearest Don-Cab-Fan. Welcome to the eternal pits of hell on earth.
I would like to announce to the World's Non-Highly-Advanced-Yellow-Ape populus that my greatest dear friend, DonCabFan, shall be joining me for a week or two in this festering Hell's-Hole known throught the Balkans as Grcitzia. Here, he and I shall gather together and bring about utter destruction to the ungratious slime which dare proclaim Croatia as their Fatherland. The Serbs shall burn. The Christians shall rot. The Jews shall be punctured. The Muslims shall be skinned. The shop-keepers will be torn limb-from-limb by ravenous packs of Gouge-Beetles. The magistrates and mentors shall have their brains sucked through their Eye-Sockets.
Villany. Humans. People. Children.
No more.
Welcome, my dearest Don-Cab-Fan. Welcome to the eternal pits of hell on earth.