Fiction: No Thanks to Waffles and Cast Iron

[fujiidom]

Rating: M, but nothing too graphic, really.
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Penny whacks Sheldon with a frying pan after he continues to inadvertently flirt with her over the real definition of "friends with benefits."

Comments

[mrsvc]

YOU HAVE REDUCED ME TO A WOBBLY, INCOHERENT MASS OF GOO. WORDS NO WORK IN MAH BRAINZ NAO.

And I love you for it.

MARRY ME? PLEASE?

[fujiidom]

AWWW! THANK YOU! I'M HUMBLED BY YOUR GOO PUDDLING.

I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THIS. damalur's commune idea is seeming eminent. I LOVE YOU, TOO, BASICALLY.

[mrsvc]

LOL, I forgot! Yes, we shall go to Utah and make a commune of Love and Awesome.

[fujiidom]

I'm not really a fan of the Middle of Nowheres, but I dig snowboarding. Maybe this commune could be cabin-shaped? We could find a nice timeshare ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[mrsvc]

Well, of course there will be cabins. We're not heathens. Sheldon would not approve if we tried to live without the necessary elements for hygiene and sanitary cooking. ^^

[fujiidom]

Which is clearly one of the many stringent rules for co-habitation, of course. We will have the cleanest commune in history! (Especially since most seem opposed to that very concept altogether!) WIN!