ROFL I DON'T EVEN

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Seriously. What.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fujino!

1. Fujino can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. Fujino once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
3. Fujino can't sweat.
4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Fujino.
5. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Fujino!
6. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Fujino, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
7. It took Fujino 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Fujino!
9. A Fujinoometer is used to measure Fujino.
10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Fujino!

ROFLMAO oh god 4. That sounds so wrong on so many damn levels.

And when I type in her full name...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Asagami Fujino!

1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Asagami Fujino.
2. Asagami Fujino has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
3. Lightning strikes Asagami Fujino over seven times every hour.
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Asagami Fujino.
5. Asagami Fujino has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
6. India tested its first nuclear Asagami Fujino in 1974.
7. Asagami Fujino is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
8. Asagami Fujino can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
9. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Asagami Fujino!
10. Asagami Fujino cannot jump!

PFFFFFF.