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A Day in the Office
By: James Egan
One fine day at Office Max, a customer picked up a stapler named Luiz. Luiz was a very nervous stapler. He lived on isle ten, section two. That was were all the staplers were. The customer was looking around the store and decided that he didn’t want the stapler anymore so he put Luiz down on the ground. He was lost.
Luiz was terrified. He was shooting staples everywhere. Once he calmed down, he started to walk around. All the hole punchers were laughing at him except one who was coming down to visit Luiz. “Hello I am Jack,” said the hole puncher, “What’s your name?” “I’m Luiz,” answered Luiz. Luiz and Jack started talking about how Luiz got lost. Jack asked Luiz to follow him so he did.
On the way to isle ten, they bumped into Dave the staple remover. Dave and Luiz started to fight because we all know staplers and staple removers hate each other. Jack broke up the fight immediately but at the same time started an even worse fight with Dave. Dave won and decided to take Luiz to see all the office chairs for no reason at all. The office chairs were right next to the staplers.
At the office chairs, they both fell asleep for exactly twenty-eight minutes. During that twenty-eight minutes a lady was confused about two office supplies on an office chair. She asked a worker if it was a special holiday package. The worker told her that there was no reason for the supplies to be there. He apologized and took the supplies back to there right places. Luiz was safely returned to home.
When all the staplers saw Luiz back, they all gave him hugs and told him they missed him for thirty-seven minutes. The next day Luiz got sold to a grandmother in a business that desperately needed staplers. Two weeks after that she brought him back because Luiz was all scratched up from the fight between him and David. Luiz never saw Dave or Jack again and never got sold.