Choose your words carefully
Here's a little funny Jamaican story
A LADY WAS TRAVELLING ALONG CALEDONIA ROAD IN MANDEVILLE WHEN SHE WAS INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT WITH A MAN. THEY BOTH AGREE TO GO TO THE POLICE STATION TO MAKE A REPORT. THEY WENT TO THE MANDEVILLE TRAFFIC OFFICE WHERE THEY SAW CORPORAL ALBERT SIMPSON.
LADY:GOOD MORNING OFFICA
CPL SIMPSON: GOOD MORNING MOM
LADY:I HAVE A ACCIDENT TO REPORT
CPL SIMPSON: GO AHEAD MOM
LADY: OFFICA MI SEH MI A CUM AND WHEN MI REALISE THE MAN A CUM TO SO MI START BLOW THE MAN AND ALL DI BLOW MI A BLOW THE MAN HIM STILL CUM INNA MI.
CPL SIMPSON: LADY IT LOOK LIKE A SEX ARGUMENT YUH A TALK
LADY: NO OFFICA LOOK HOW THE MAN MASH UP THE WHOLE A MI FRONT.
PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY