Ashlee Simpson Sucks
Alright, mini rant.
Ashlee Simpson sucks. The only reason she's a musician in the first place is because her sister made it and she sucks at everything so she's all like "Hey, I can do that too!" But she can't. She's so awful at it, in fact, that she has to lip sync. Which bring me to my next point: how in the hell could any idiot still be an Ashlee Simpson fan after that? I mean, how fake can you be? "Well, I like her music because I can relate to it because I always lala on the kitchen floor and I think it's really characterizing of my personality." Yeah well, bad news: She didn't write that music. Because if she can't sing her own music, what in the hell could make you believe she wrote it? That is dumbass to the second degree right there. Mhm. And then this bullshit on her show. I mean, her sister has a show, she has a show, Ashton Kutcher has a show. If those MTV bastards ever met me, they'd put me on the air ALL THE TIME. I mean, it's not like they have any real music on the show anyway. It's all crap. Because I am so much cooler than anyone on MTV (except XZibit, he has talent), I could put them all out of business. Especially Ashlee Simpson and her fake ass, she'd be first to go. Bitch.
Ashlee Simpson sucks. The only reason she's a musician in the first place is because her sister made it and she sucks at everything so she's all like "Hey, I can do that too!" But she can't. She's so awful at it, in fact, that she has to lip sync. Which bring me to my next point: how in the hell could any idiot still be an Ashlee Simpson fan after that? I mean, how fake can you be? "Well, I like her music because I can relate to it because I always lala on the kitchen floor and I think it's really characterizing of my personality." Yeah well, bad news: She didn't write that music. Because if she can't sing her own music, what in the hell could make you believe she wrote it? That is dumbass to the second degree right there. Mhm. And then this bullshit on her show. I mean, her sister has a show, she has a show, Ashton Kutcher has a show. If those MTV bastards ever met me, they'd put me on the air ALL THE TIME. I mean, it's not like they have any real music on the show anyway. It's all crap. Because I am so much cooler than anyone on MTV (except XZibit, he has talent), I could put them all out of business. Especially Ashlee Simpson and her fake ass, she'd be first to go. Bitch.