The Last Entry
Frank California died last night in a hospital in East Cleveland, Ohio. Frank contacted one of the most severe cases of AIDS known to mankind. He licked a hookers ass, and the disease started eating away his body almost instantly. By the time paramedics could arrive, Frank was shriveled up like a prune. As his only friend, I was at the hospital during the last few moments of his life. His last wish was for me to log onto this live journal and apologize to all the little, horny, over dramatic teenagers that he may have hurt. With the little energy he had, Frank wrote this letter on a napkin. Then the napkin fell in his bed pan so I had to write it as he spoke. Anyways, here's his letter. I wrote down exactly what he said...
Dear friends, fellow human beings, and all mah niggaz,
As I lay here and watch my life slip away from me, I feel horrible. I made fun of you guys just for the hell of it. You guys didn't do anything to me, but I made it my goal to make you feel as miserable as possible. For that, I am sorry. Oh-MY-God! Oh-MY-God! Oh-MY-God! Somebody get the nurse, I asshole is burning!!! Holy shit, it burns like acid when I fart. Ok, back to the letter. Are you getting this Jeff? Alright, umm ok. I suck at apologizing so instead, I'm going to give you some advice that I hope will help you all lead better lives. NEVER LICK A HOOKERS ASS!! NEVER! You think Listerine burns your mouth? Well this is a million times worse, and it's not even minty fresh. It smells like a combination of shit, cum and What? Don't tell me to fucking watch my language bitch. I don't care if this is a hospital. Who gives a shit if your son learns bad words, he'll learn them anyway. I swear if AIDS wasn't eating away my body and I wasn't shitting acid, I would get up an kick you fucking ass. AHHHH! Why are you people shocking me with your fucking tasers. AHHH! Great, you made me shit acid again. AHHHH! OK, I'll stop cursing, I swear to fucking Christ I'll stop. AHHHHH! Alright, I'm done I'm done. Ok, where were we Jeff? Oh, right, it's like a combination of shit, cum, and the roast beef sandwich at Arby's. I have become much weaker after those fuckers shocked me AHHHH! Ok, I'll stop. Anyways, I would like to again, apologize to everyone who I hurt with my live journal. Except for Ashlee Basarah because she smells and Lizzy G because she's a total rip off of Lizzy M.
Until we meet again,
Frank
Frank died about 10 minutes later. He threw his shit on the woman who told him to stop cursing and was schocked to death by the nurses and hospital secuirty. The woman is in critical condition. She was hit in the face with Frank's shit and doctors say that she may never see, feel, or taste again.
Dear friends, fellow human beings, and all mah niggaz,
As I lay here and watch my life slip away from me, I feel horrible. I made fun of you guys just for the hell of it. You guys didn't do anything to me, but I made it my goal to make you feel as miserable as possible. For that, I am sorry. Oh-MY-God! Oh-MY-God! Oh-MY-God! Somebody get the nurse, I asshole is burning!!! Holy shit, it burns like acid when I fart. Ok, back to the letter. Are you getting this Jeff? Alright, umm ok. I suck at apologizing so instead, I'm going to give you some advice that I hope will help you all lead better lives. NEVER LICK A HOOKERS ASS!! NEVER! You think Listerine burns your mouth? Well this is a million times worse, and it's not even minty fresh. It smells like a combination of shit, cum and What? Don't tell me to fucking watch my language bitch. I don't care if this is a hospital. Who gives a shit if your son learns bad words, he'll learn them anyway. I swear if AIDS wasn't eating away my body and I wasn't shitting acid, I would get up an kick you fucking ass. AHHHH! Why are you people shocking me with your fucking tasers. AHHH! Great, you made me shit acid again. AHHHH! OK, I'll stop cursing, I swear to fucking Christ I'll stop. AHHHHH! Alright, I'm done I'm done. Ok, where were we Jeff? Oh, right, it's like a combination of shit, cum, and the roast beef sandwich at Arby's. I have become much weaker after those fuckers shocked me AHHHH! Ok, I'll stop. Anyways, I would like to again, apologize to everyone who I hurt with my live journal. Except for Ashlee Basarah because she smells and Lizzy G because she's a total rip off of Lizzy M.
Until we meet again,
Frank
Frank died about 10 minutes later. He threw his shit on the woman who told him to stop cursing and was schocked to death by the nurses and hospital secuirty. The woman is in critical condition. She was hit in the face with Frank's shit and doctors say that she may never see, feel, or taste again.