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Dear Franchesca Marshmellow,
I have yet to inform you for the SECOND time that you are extremely overweight. If you don't look all of your fat by tomorrow, I will have to perform method 254 on you. And let me just remind you, it won't be pretty.
Incase you forgot because the fat is taking over your brain:
METHOD 254: CHOPPING YOU UP AND STICKING YOU IN THE DUCK.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns.. just remember, WE DONT CARE! Don't call us, we'll call you.
Love always,
Bianca Sandwich
I have yet to inform you for the SECOND time that you are extremely overweight. If you don't look all of your fat by tomorrow, I will have to perform method 254 on you. And let me just remind you, it won't be pretty.
Incase you forgot because the fat is taking over your brain:
METHOD 254: CHOPPING YOU UP AND STICKING YOU IN THE DUCK.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns.. just remember, WE DONT CARE! Don't call us, we'll call you.
Love always,
Bianca Sandwich