Oh where oh where has my little cocoons gone?

[fugue_angel]

[Suddenly the page explodes with frantic, slightly lopsided handwriting.]

This is outrageous! Sabotage is what it is!

Captain Bastet! Captain Stoneface! I must speak with you at once!

I--let us meet in safer quaters in my residence. Ah I cannot think through this blasted pain in my head.

[There's a short pause, then more rushed writing.]You

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[hooksandlines]

We got problems, chief?

[fugue_angel]

Ah Orca! Excellent. I need you to report to the Hall at once and help Gum count our remaining cocoons. Right now.

[hooksandlines]

I'll make my way over.

Outta curiosity, what makes you say sabotage?

[fugue_angel]

The cocoons! Greeter Gum reported that over half have not regenerated and at least five are simply missing from her last shift! Either our Guards are lax or someone has done something!

/jacks

[felinemystique]

My Guards are not lax, Fugue. And the cocoons have been decreasing in number for months; why pick now to panic?

meep

[fugue_angel]

Of course not, Captain. [so much backtracking]

Th-they have? I don't remem-- --All the more reason for us to investigate is it not?

[felinemystique]

This has been going on for months; of course an investigation is underway.

[fugue_angel]

Months? And the results of your investigation so far?

You could start by silencing that fool down there! [He draws an arrow to the rainbow writing]

[felinemystique]

As soon as I have anything to report, I will of course let you know.

I don't see how that contributes to the matter at hand.

[fugue_angel]

He's mocking us!

[felinemystique]

[Mocking you, loser]

I don't really care about that. It has no bearing on my job.

[fugue_angel]

[Exactly what I said, now do my bidding Captain Boobet]

But he's responsible!! I know it!

[felinemystique]

I'll look into it.