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Jun 01, 2009 18:40

My ComLink isn't working, and I have this clunky thing now, and --

...and I'm on a boat. The water is so clean.

What's going on?

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shipshapeshipco June 1 2009, 23:42:44 UTC
A clunky thing? Why, whatever could it be? Surely you don't mean Wall- he just meant to be friendly, is all.

Welcome aboard, I am Samuel Goldthwaine Robinson Jr! Please come to my abode- We will feast on Wall and make a night of it.

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[audio] fugenetics June 1 2009, 23:44:56 UTC
The clunky thing I'm talking on. I didn't mean Wall, whoever that is --

I don't want to eat him!

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Re: [audio] shipshapeshipco June 1 2009, 23:58:15 UTC
Then you don't have an adventerous tongue! Bushbaby is quite an exotic meat. you see. Men have died for less.

And the name for this 'clunky thing you're talking on' is better known as a "rustic merchant-class drawl." If ever you were lost in the woods- Deck three, by the by- I could find you easily just by following the trail of dropped vowels!

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[audio] fugenetics June 2 2009, 00:09:03 UTC
Wall -- he's a bushbaby? How is he talking? What?

...there's a forest on the boat?

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Re: [audio] shipshapeshipco June 2 2009, 00:10:54 UTC
Among other things, yes. But let me issue a warning: Do not let that strapping first mate take your heart. He will never give it back, and you will find yourself laying awake late into the night, pining for his sweet touch.

I know from experience both general and specific!

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[audio] fugenetics June 2 2009, 00:28:39 UTC
...So you're crushing on the first mate.

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Re: [audio] shipshapeshipco June 2 2009, 00:33:15 UTC
I have neither the weight nor the position to do that, but I enjoy the imagery, for I am a man of good disposition and rich imagination.

My, aren't you a curious little lady?

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[audio] fugenetics June 2 2009, 00:45:10 UTC
...You're ... really, really weird, you know that?

Like.

Really.

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Re: [audio] shipshapeshipco June 2 2009, 00:55:03 UTC
I like "really" as well, but not nearly as much as "Awfully" and "Particularly", which I find more colorful.

Tell me, do you enjoy porch-fishing?

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[audio] fugenetics June 2 2009, 17:04:38 UTC
No. I don't think I do.

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Re: [audio] shipshapeshipco June 2 2009, 17:22:55 UTC
A pity. Porch-fishing is the newest sport of kings. It very much resembles classical pole fishing but with squirrels for salmon, chipmunks for monkfish, and groundhogs for grouper. All the little fur-fishies waiting to grab the niblets on the end of a string that they don't realize is hooked and ready to reel- quite the exhiliration it is!

Though we're on a boat now, so you may need to settle for "Water porch-fishing."

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[audio] fugenetics June 2 2009, 19:04:32 UTC
Okay, seriously. What are you on so I can stay far, far away from it?

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wallrocket June 1 2009, 23:54:58 UTC
[HE IS SCANDALIZED.]

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shipshapeshipco June 1 2009, 23:59:00 UTC
Be a dear, and baste yourself in lime and mexican spirits. I am in a festive mood!

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wallrocket June 2 2009, 00:01:22 UTC
G-good sir, I am a sentient being! I do not belong on a platter with an apple between my teeth!

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shipshapeshipco June 2 2009, 00:03:02 UTC
Hoho, of course not. That's a suckling pig. Only the tiniest of crab-apples would fit in your maw. An apricot should fit better, and would add a sweetness which your flesh, I suspect, is lacking.

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