Meme to avoid homework.
General
● I am 5'4 or shorter.
● I think I'm ugly.
● I have many scars.
● I tan easily.
● I wish my hair was a different color.
● I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
● I have a tattoo.
● I am self-conscious about my appearance.
● I have/had braces.
● I wear glasses.
● I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (Does lipo count?)
● I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
● I have had more than two piercings.
● I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
● I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
● I've sworn at my parents.
● I've run away from home.
● I've been kicked out of the house.
● My biological parents are together.
● I have a sibling less than one year old.
● I want to have kids someday.
● I have children.
● I've lost a child.
Embarrassment
● I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
● Disney movies still make me cry.
● I've snorted while laughing.
● I've laughed so hard I've cried.
● I've glued my hand to something.
● I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
● I've had my trousers rip in public. (And my "boyfriend" jeans, at that, just from sitting down! All the others were from me falling...)
Health
● I've had stitches.
● I've broken a bone.
● I've had my tonsils removed.
● I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
● I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
● I've had serious surgery.
● I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
● I've driven over 200 miles
● I've been on a plane.
● I've been to North America.
● I've been to Niagara Falls.
● I've been to Japan.
● I've been to Europe.
● I've been to Africa.
Experiences
● I've been lost in my city.
● I've seen a shooting star.
● I've wished on a shooting star.
● I've seen a meteor shower.
● I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Can we say scrub day? College uniform, say what.)
● I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
● I've been to a casino.
● I've been skydiving.
● I've gone skinny dipping.
● I've played spin the bottle.
● I've crashed a car.
● I've been skiing.
● I've been in a play.
● I've met someone in person from the internet.
● I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
● I've seen the northern southern lights.
● I've sat on a roof top at night.
● I've played chicken.
● I've seen the RHPS.
● I've eaten sushi.
● I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
● I'm single.
● I'm in a relationship.
● I'm available.
● I'm engaged.
● I'm married.
● I've gone on a blind date.
● I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
● I have a fear of abandonment.
● I've been divorced.
● I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
● I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
● I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
● I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
● I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
● I've kissed a member of the same gender.
● I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
● I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
● I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
● I am a cuddler.
● I've been kissed in the rain.
● I've had sex outdoors.
● I've hugged a stranger.
● I have kissed a stranger.
● I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
● I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
● I have lied to my parents about where I am.
● I am keeping a secret from the world.
● I've cheated while playing a video game.
● I've cheated on a test.
● I've driven through a red light. (Dude was trying to get in my car. Scariest moment of my life.)
● I've been suspended from school.
● I've witnessed a crime.
● I've been in a fist fight.
● I've been arrested.
● I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol
● I've consumed alcohol.
● I have/do smoked cigarettes. (Sometimes, when I'm really pissed off.)
● I have/do smoked pot.
● I regularly drink.
● I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
● I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
● I've done hard drugs.
● I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
● I can't swallow pills.
● I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.
Random
● I can sing well.
● I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
● I open up to others too easily.
● I watch the news.
● I don't kill bugs.
● I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
● I fucking swear regularly.
● I sing in the shower.
● I am a morning person. HA! No. Never. Hate it. I miss homeschooling.
● I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
● I'm a snob about grammar.
● I am a sports fanatic.
● I play with my hair.
● I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
● I love being neat.
● I love spam.
● I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
● I bake well.
● My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
● I don't know how to shoot a gun.
● I am in love with love.
● I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
● I laugh at my own jokes. I wouldn't tell them if they weren't funny!
● I eat fast food weekly. Fucking campus food.
● I believe in ghosts.
● I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
● I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
● I am really ticklish.
● I love white chocolate. GAG ME.
● I bite my nails.
● I play video games.
● I'm good at remembering faces.
● I'm good at remembering names.
● I'm good at remembering dates.
● I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
● My answers are totally honest
So. Do any of these surprise you?
● I am 5'4 or shorter.
● I think I'm ugly.
● I have many scars.
● I tan easily.
● I wish my hair was a different color.
● I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
● I have a tattoo.
● I am self-conscious about my appearance.
● I have/had braces.
● I wear glasses.
● I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (Does lipo count?)
● I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
● I have had more than two piercings.
● I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
● I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
● I've sworn at my parents.
● I've run away from home.
● I've been kicked out of the house.
● My biological parents are together.
● I have a sibling less than one year old.
● I want to have kids someday.
● I have children.
● I've lost a child.
Embarrassment
● I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
● Disney movies still make me cry.
● I've snorted while laughing.
● I've laughed so hard I've cried.
● I've glued my hand to something.
● I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
● I've had my trousers rip in public. (And my "boyfriend" jeans, at that, just from sitting down! All the others were from me falling...)
Health
● I've had stitches.
● I've broken a bone.
● I've had my tonsils removed.
● I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
● I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
● I've had serious surgery.
● I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
● I've driven over 200 miles
● I've been on a plane.
● I've been to North America.
● I've been to Niagara Falls.
● I've been to Japan.
● I've been to Europe.
● I've been to Africa.
Experiences
● I've been lost in my city.
● I've seen a shooting star.
● I've wished on a shooting star.
● I've seen a meteor shower.
● I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Can we say scrub day? College uniform, say what.)
● I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
● I've been to a casino.
● I've been skydiving.
● I've gone skinny dipping.
● I've played spin the bottle.
● I've crashed a car.
● I've been skiing.
● I've been in a play.
● I've met someone in person from the internet.
● I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
● I've seen the northern southern lights.
● I've sat on a roof top at night.
● I've played chicken.
● I've seen the RHPS.
● I've eaten sushi.
● I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
● I'm single.
● I'm in a relationship.
● I'm available.
● I'm engaged.
● I'm married.
● I've gone on a blind date.
● I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
● I have a fear of abandonment.
● I've been divorced.
● I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
● I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
● I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
● I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
● I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
● I've kissed a member of the same gender.
● I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
● I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
● I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
● I am a cuddler.
● I've been kissed in the rain.
● I've had sex outdoors.
● I've hugged a stranger.
● I have kissed a stranger.
● I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
● I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
● I have lied to my parents about where I am.
● I am keeping a secret from the world.
● I've cheated while playing a video game.
● I've cheated on a test.
● I've driven through a red light. (Dude was trying to get in my car. Scariest moment of my life.)
● I've been suspended from school.
● I've witnessed a crime.
● I've been in a fist fight.
● I've been arrested.
● I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol
● I've consumed alcohol.
● I have/do smoked cigarettes. (Sometimes, when I'm really pissed off.)
● I have/do smoked pot.
● I regularly drink.
● I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
● I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
● I've done hard drugs.
● I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
● I can't swallow pills.
● I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.
Random
● I can sing well.
● I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
● I open up to others too easily.
● I watch the news.
● I don't kill bugs.
● I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
● I fucking swear regularly.
● I sing in the shower.
● I am a morning person. HA! No. Never. Hate it. I miss homeschooling.
● I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
● I'm a snob about grammar.
● I am a sports fanatic.
● I play with my hair.
● I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
● I love being neat.
● I love spam.
● I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
● I bake well.
● My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
● I don't know how to shoot a gun.
● I am in love with love.
● I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
● I laugh at my own jokes. I wouldn't tell them if they weren't funny!
● I eat fast food weekly. Fucking campus food.
● I believe in ghosts.
● I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
● I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
● I am really ticklish.
● I love white chocolate. GAG ME.
● I bite my nails.
● I play video games.
● I'm good at remembering faces.
● I'm good at remembering names.
● I'm good at remembering dates.
● I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
● My answers are totally honest
So. Do any of these surprise you?