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Truly, really, really, Thanks so much Bravo for standing by me the past camp.
I can only say I am super glad its over, and I am super glad I managed to pull through every one of the PTs, I am super glad that I wont have to go back to school for the next 18 days.
Only regret I have for camp is that I didnt get to present my footdrill mutuals.
MY SHOULDER IS SWOLLEN!
On the second day of camp, Yimin told me I looked like someone had punched me in the face, because there was this big blue-black on my face beside my eye, caused by my veins, in connection with that screwed-up shoulder muscle of mine.
Then when I went home, my mom told me that one side of my shoulder was higher than the other cause its swollen. Then I couldnt find my medicine, I think maybe I lost it at camp when I took it out to medicate myself. And now, I eat painkillers. PAINKILLERS OKAY. I didnt expect myself to have a day where I have to rely on drugs. It hurts mostly when I wake up in the morning though, God knows why. Whatever, the pain is indescribable.
Hmm, today, went with mom to her salon at The Scene @ Wisma Atria. And I realised that her hairdresser is a man-turned-woman. SERIOUSLY! He changed his sex to a girl. But his adam's apple still very obvious, and his name is still a man's name, and his voice is still low. But he's friendly, oopsy, SHE'S friendly. And her assistant is ultra HOT. I spent NINE hours in that salon waiting for my mom to get her hair done. GEEZ, she spent $638 on her hair, and all I get for my hair-cut is a cheap $10 one. GOSH, I could have cut my hair 60 times with that amount of money.
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Dear (the last person who text messaged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12), Your name.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife.
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Dear Jolene,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me as you ate enchilada and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterfles as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the apartment building.
Greeting to you frog Leonard, Tess.
I can only say I am super glad its over, and I am super glad I managed to pull through every one of the PTs, I am super glad that I wont have to go back to school for the next 18 days.
Only regret I have for camp is that I didnt get to present my footdrill mutuals.
MY SHOULDER IS SWOLLEN!
On the second day of camp, Yimin told me I looked like someone had punched me in the face, because there was this big blue-black on my face beside my eye, caused by my veins, in connection with that screwed-up shoulder muscle of mine.
Then when I went home, my mom told me that one side of my shoulder was higher than the other cause its swollen. Then I couldnt find my medicine, I think maybe I lost it at camp when I took it out to medicate myself. And now, I eat painkillers. PAINKILLERS OKAY. I didnt expect myself to have a day where I have to rely on drugs. It hurts mostly when I wake up in the morning though, God knows why. Whatever, the pain is indescribable.
Hmm, today, went with mom to her salon at The Scene @ Wisma Atria. And I realised that her hairdresser is a man-turned-woman. SERIOUSLY! He changed his sex to a girl. But his adam's apple still very obvious, and his name is still a man's name, and his voice is still low. But he's friendly, oopsy, SHE'S friendly. And her assistant is ultra HOT. I spent NINE hours in that salon waiting for my mom to get her hair done. GEEZ, she spent $638 on her hair, and all I get for my hair-cut is a cheap $10 one. GOSH, I could have cut my hair 60 times with that amount of money.
Answer the questions that follow and fill them into the blanks of the template.
Template:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12), Your name.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife.
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Dear Jolene,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me as you ate enchilada and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterfles as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the apartment building.
Greeting to you frog Leonard, Tess.