Fourty-Second Shade

[fufufromouran]

The month of December means Christmas and New Years in the minds of so many...

A time when an overweight man of mystery breaks into houses to judge children, rewarding them with toys made out of slave labor or punishing them with valuable heat sources... He then consumes their sweets and returns to his outdated transportation to whip his animals

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Santa Clause... the animal abusing slave driver...

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NEKOZAWA-SENPAI. YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM SHARING POPULAR FOLKLORE WITH CHILDREN.

[fufufromouran]

So does that mean I can continue sharing it with you and others of a similar age~?

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[sparkling_by]

Well... senpai, ah, how shall I put this...

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No.

[fufufromouran]

A disappointment, truly. I had so many tales that would explain their darker origins! Sleeping Beauty's pregnancy, the gouged out eyes of Rapunzel's love, and exactly where the red on Santa Clause's coat comes from...

[sparkling_by]

Let me guess: the blood of his enemies.

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[fufufromouran]

of course not! Santa Claus has no enemies!

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[fufufromouran]

It's the blood of disobedient elves.

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[sparkling_by]

Yes, yes, yes, senpai. Of course it is.

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And while you tell the rest of your inspirational stories, I'll be right here.

Crying.

[fufufromouran]

Excellent! Where to begin... oh, perhaps with Cinderella, and the animal slaves that point out the chopped off toes...

[sparkling_by]

Perhaps with my lunch, in its first plight of rebellion in my stomach...

[fufufromouran]

Though it never was answered if the step-sister chopped them all off at once, or did toe... by toe... by toe...

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