FOOD DIARY: Eat Like Shit= Feel Like Shit= Gotta Take A Shit
I love dairy products. My digestive system does not. One drop of lactose gets into my stomach and my bowels go haywire.
Let me list all the dairy I had today.
Breakfast: Yogurt
Lunch: Cheeseburger
Snack: Ice Cream
Dinner: Fettuccine Alfredo
Late Treat: Two Starbucks Mocha Frapps
As delicious as it all was, I regret everything. I can't even describe how putrid my farts have been all day. I wish I could compare them to rotten eggs but that would be far too modest.
And I get that annoying sporadic rumbling in my tummy that just will not settle down. I want to die right now. Lawd hammercy on my soul and asshole. Amen.
Let me list all the dairy I had today.
Breakfast: Yogurt
Lunch: Cheeseburger
Snack: Ice Cream
Dinner: Fettuccine Alfredo
Late Treat: Two Starbucks Mocha Frapps
As delicious as it all was, I regret everything. I can't even describe how putrid my farts have been all day. I wish I could compare them to rotten eggs but that would be far too modest.
And I get that annoying sporadic rumbling in my tummy that just will not settle down. I want to die right now. Lawd hammercy on my soul and asshole. Amen.