OH SORRY. EXCUSE MY BRILLIANCE
Peep this.
So the saying goes: "It's only gay if the balls touch" right?
And we all know how many dudes out there truly believe that shit, trying to find any excuse to make their little gay escapades "acceptable".
Well, I used to roll my eyes at those sorts of ideas, but now I just realized I could instead be rolling in the proverbial dough!!!
BALL SHIELDS.
YES.
Similar to a jockstrap that only cups and secures the testes against the body, minimizing any risk or ball-to-ball contact. Watch every frat boy, lumberjack, pastor, politician etc. eat this shit up!
In other news (unless you follow me on twitter, then it's not news), I'm kind of in love with this guy:
I don't give a fuck if he does porn, he's soooooooo my type. #sexualfrustration
mte flex
So the saying goes: "It's only gay if the balls touch" right?
And we all know how many dudes out there truly believe that shit, trying to find any excuse to make their little gay escapades "acceptable".
Well, I used to roll my eyes at those sorts of ideas, but now I just realized I could instead be rolling in the proverbial dough!!!
BALL SHIELDS.
YES.
Similar to a jockstrap that only cups and secures the testes against the body, minimizing any risk or ball-to-ball contact. Watch every frat boy, lumberjack, pastor, politician etc. eat this shit up!
In other news (unless you follow me on twitter, then it's not news), I'm kind of in love with this guy:
I don't give a fuck if he does porn, he's soooooooo my type. #sexualfrustration
mte flex