What happens to be on my mind....Gnome part 1
I dont know if this is going to be long or not. I am bored so I pulled up my journal. I dont care if some one reads it, any of it..I would like to get comments but i dont relly care. I woke up and took a shower. Talked to Steph k for a few on the phone, then called April. I when to bed at 130 then got up at 1030. Noo school, makes me happy. Im not in a good mood but im not in a bad one. Had weird dreams last night. First my dad died. Had a break down, then my step dad died. Then i was in the wild west with guns n' all, and i found out my dad was alive. He told me him self in the dream. Then we went snow boarding. On sleds none the less! (Keep in mind I HAVE done this in real life...not that easy.) Well turns out im a damn good snowboarder on sleads..didnt fall once and i was doin some sweet stuff. There was hardly and snow but the going was smooth. Dad and nikki were there. Then some how i was a super hero. It was a weird ass world. All i rember clearly that i can explain (theres some i cant explain because i dont know how. It was just some weird stuff and i cant put it into words) was i turned out to be an anti gravity version of batman. I couldnt fly but i could jump relly high. Two guys jumped out of a building and one had a sluge hammer. I had a shovel and saved him, threw it in a building and it slowed his fall. The fat guy died. Poor him. Ever see a fat guy fall and smash into a pancake? It was intresting, they bounce. Next i took the hammer and we whent to a junk yard. I fought with two ninja chicks. Then the guy turned and tried to kill me. I mean what the fuck? I Saved his life, for him to try to kill me? Well i jumped relly high(it was kool i was floating) then dived at him. The next part was kool. I took the sluge hammer and, ONE HANDED (kool huh?), threw the damn thing at him. I THREW A SLUGE HAMMER WITH ONE HAND. I know im buff but... DAMN. (im liken this dream). Well he called me a wimp so i threw it at his feel. Then i said, (weird ass thing to say) "I'm an expert at throwing arcane weapons, but I'll show you what Im best at!"(wasnt aware sluge hammers counted as "arcane" oh well)Well next I grabed his arm and started doin kool anti-gravity jumps(woo!). And i fliped him over. Then i think i shoved a knife through his through and woke up. Weird isnt it? Hmmmm Well im gonna add more later, so if you read this cheak in in a bit and there will be more.
Moo, Arbies.
P.S. My last journal entry was a good one i think. It says some intresting stuff..cheak it out.
Gnome: He looked down, and the man was laying there... Bleeding, his life blood flowing away. "No more feet for the big man," said the Gnome as he walked by.
It all started about fifteen minutes earlier. A tall man walked by minding his own business, untill he steped on something. "My foot! You hurt me you big man!".
"Hehe, you are so small little...what are you?"
"A gnome..I am a Gnome. "
"Bullshit. Gnomes do not exist miget. Dont try to dress like you are a lawn Gnome and pass it off to every one. Accept it, YOU ARE SHORT," The man burst out into laughter. Off in the distance a little boy watched as the gnomes face turned red. The little Gnome pulled something off the front of his belt.
"What the hell is that?" But it was too late. Now in his small hands the gnome held a long rusty, but sharp, knife. He gave a confused look and tried to step back, but numbing pain came over him. The Gnome Watched as the mans face turned into one of pure horror. As he steped back and looked at the smiling little gnome he seen feet. His feet. He could no longer stand, he didn't know if it was his balance or the pain. He fell into it. Blood, His blood he relised. He fell, always falling. Darkness. Then something grabed at him pulling him back to the light. It tickled, then he relized it was a beard. The Gnome. He looked it in its eyes. The Gnome.
"How does it feel to be short?" said the devilish creature. The man relized then that it was not a miget. It was a lawn gnome, a living lawn gnome. Pure evil. He looked down, and the man was laying there... Bleeding, his life blood flowing away.
"No more feet for the big man," said the Gnome as he walked by. The little boy watched in pure horror. He never relized the dampness in his pants. It did not matter. Nothing but getting home did. It looked fimilar, The gnome. As he rounded the corner of the block he nticed something out of place in his yard. There were four lawn gnomes lining the side walk. One was missing. The one he used to pretend was alive. Then it came to him in a sudden rush. Its was alive. All the theripy for nothing. The gnome WAS alive. Billy whent inside. Not bothering to talk to his parents. He got in the shower, tarrified. Billy didn't notice the shadow on the other side.
I had to get that story off my mind. Ill write some more baout my day later.
MY DAY: Wow what a day. Stefen came over. Me him and Jason played pool for a while. Then Bomber Man(Yay!) Stefan left, and Erin called. Im olny suposed to call her Hanner according to her..dork. Shes a relly k ool person from what i can see, although she wants to see me mad. I played my guitar alot today. It was fun, brought my amp back up stairs.
pokerprincess007: so....hows ur love life doing?
KrAzYiBe: bad
pokerprincess007: awww whats a mstter sweetness?
KrAzYiBe: nuttin
pokerprincess007: lol
KrAzYiBe: just not join great rightn now
KrAzYiBe: hehe read my first live journal entry and youll know
pokerprincess007: ok
KrAzYiBe: brb
pokerprincess007: okie dokie
pokerprincess007: wow thats deep man lol
pokerprincess007: im in love with your gnome stories
pokerprincess007: im me when ur back
KrAzYiBe: im back
KrAzYiBe: lmao
KrAzYiBe: hehe
pokerprincess007: o lol
pokerprincess007: so..first im sorry the ur friend left her bf and is sad and second...when
pokerprincess007: a girl needs time to think about it she is thinking that if i go out with him will we always be friends even if we break up...at least thats what i think about when i say that
pokerprincess007: (o and if she doesnt say yes im gunna come out there and kick her as because she doesnt kno what shes missing
pokerprincess007: )
KrAzYiBe: lol ty babe>:D<
From kimmi, gotta love her. First fan of my Gnome storys!!
I am so tired..i couldnt stand strait a few minutes ago. It was crazy. I dont know why but i am going to bed at 11. I hope i get to see Erin tommarow in school. If not o well. I think Shannons coming over. We havent hung out scince summer. Its gonna be fun. Well im goin to bed. Night every one
Moo, Arbies.
Moo, Arbies.
P.S. My last journal entry was a good one i think. It says some intresting stuff..cheak it out.
Gnome: He looked down, and the man was laying there... Bleeding, his life blood flowing away. "No more feet for the big man," said the Gnome as he walked by.
It all started about fifteen minutes earlier. A tall man walked by minding his own business, untill he steped on something. "My foot! You hurt me you big man!".
"Hehe, you are so small little...what are you?"
"A gnome..I am a Gnome. "
"Bullshit. Gnomes do not exist miget. Dont try to dress like you are a lawn Gnome and pass it off to every one. Accept it, YOU ARE SHORT," The man burst out into laughter. Off in the distance a little boy watched as the gnomes face turned red. The little Gnome pulled something off the front of his belt.
"What the hell is that?" But it was too late. Now in his small hands the gnome held a long rusty, but sharp, knife. He gave a confused look and tried to step back, but numbing pain came over him. The Gnome Watched as the mans face turned into one of pure horror. As he steped back and looked at the smiling little gnome he seen feet. His feet. He could no longer stand, he didn't know if it was his balance or the pain. He fell into it. Blood, His blood he relised. He fell, always falling. Darkness. Then something grabed at him pulling him back to the light. It tickled, then he relized it was a beard. The Gnome. He looked it in its eyes. The Gnome.
"How does it feel to be short?" said the devilish creature. The man relized then that it was not a miget. It was a lawn gnome, a living lawn gnome. Pure evil. He looked down, and the man was laying there... Bleeding, his life blood flowing away.
"No more feet for the big man," said the Gnome as he walked by. The little boy watched in pure horror. He never relized the dampness in his pants. It did not matter. Nothing but getting home did. It looked fimilar, The gnome. As he rounded the corner of the block he nticed something out of place in his yard. There were four lawn gnomes lining the side walk. One was missing. The one he used to pretend was alive. Then it came to him in a sudden rush. Its was alive. All the theripy for nothing. The gnome WAS alive. Billy whent inside. Not bothering to talk to his parents. He got in the shower, tarrified. Billy didn't notice the shadow on the other side.
I had to get that story off my mind. Ill write some more baout my day later.
MY DAY: Wow what a day. Stefen came over. Me him and Jason played pool for a while. Then Bomber Man(Yay!) Stefan left, and Erin called. Im olny suposed to call her Hanner according to her..dork. Shes a relly k ool person from what i can see, although she wants to see me mad. I played my guitar alot today. It was fun, brought my amp back up stairs.
pokerprincess007: so....hows ur love life doing?
KrAzYiBe: bad
pokerprincess007: awww whats a mstter sweetness?
KrAzYiBe: nuttin
pokerprincess007: lol
KrAzYiBe: just not join great rightn now
KrAzYiBe: hehe read my first live journal entry and youll know
pokerprincess007: ok
KrAzYiBe: brb
pokerprincess007: okie dokie
pokerprincess007: wow thats deep man lol
pokerprincess007: im in love with your gnome stories
pokerprincess007: im me when ur back
KrAzYiBe: im back
KrAzYiBe: lmao
KrAzYiBe: hehe
pokerprincess007: o lol
pokerprincess007: so..first im sorry the ur friend left her bf and is sad and second...when
pokerprincess007: a girl needs time to think about it she is thinking that if i go out with him will we always be friends even if we break up...at least thats what i think about when i say that
pokerprincess007: (o and if she doesnt say yes im gunna come out there and kick her as because she doesnt kno what shes missing
pokerprincess007: )
KrAzYiBe: lol ty babe>:D<
From kimmi, gotta love her. First fan of my Gnome storys!!
I am so tired..i couldnt stand strait a few minutes ago. It was crazy. I dont know why but i am going to bed at 11. I hope i get to see Erin tommarow in school. If not o well. I think Shannons coming over. We havent hung out scince summer. Its gonna be fun. Well im goin to bed. Night every one
Moo, Arbies.