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[fuelefficient]

[Why is Japan standing in his front yard wearing a maid outfit?

Oh yeah, that's right. After a slight altercation with Netherlands, he's doing this to advertise the opening day to the Cosplay Cafe.]Greetings and please come enjoy yourself here at Mayfield's first Cosplay Cafe. We offer many drinks, light foods, and desserts for anyone who comes

Comments

[eminent_lady]

...

Damn it, he's stealing my shtick.

Um, Mister Honda, is there any particular reason why you yourself are dressed like that?

[windmill]

L-look at him... [on the verge of a nosebleed]

1/2

[eminent_lady]

Don't check him out! What're you, gay?!

2/2

[eminent_lady]

I think Mister Honda may be misleading people this way...

Damn, I knew this wasn't revealing enough.

[windmill]

He looks amazing.

And you look like Belarus.

[eminent_lady]

Do...

[Mariya lifts a hand to her mouth and seems visibly uncomfortable. She spins, allowing the skirts of the outfit to flip up, showing bare legs up to the thigh.]

Do you not like how I look, Mister van der Bilt?

[fuelefficient]

Proper advertisement is always required for a successful business.

[eminent_lady]

I'm not sure if this is really how you should be advertising...

[fuelefficient]

Are you sure? Shock advertisement always seems to garner more interest.

1/2

[eminent_lady]

I want to be able to argue with that, but I can't.

2/2

[eminent_lady]

I think most people came to expect this cafe to contain more...how should I say...?

[fuelefficient]

Moe?

[eminent_lady]

Girls.

[fuelefficient]

There are males who work here too. I must cater to everyone.

[eminent_lady]

Was that mentioned in the original hiring advertisement?

[fuelefficient]

I did not specify gender in my hiring advertisement.