1st Sushi

[fuelefficient]

Hungary-san. This one humbly apologizes for invading your house without permission. It was strictly done on an unintentional basis so I ask that you don't take any offense. I am curious as to why you would place your house in America, though. Does America-san even know?

Ah, the phone. Hello? Hello? Is there anyone on the other line?

Comments

[is_an_island]

... Japan? What are you doing with Hungary?

[fuelefficient]

I am not quite sure, England-san. I fear for the worst.

[is_an_island]

It's not America's fault, but you can go ahead and blame him anyway.

[fuelefficient]

I will attempt to do so.

[is_an_island]

Your house isn't on fire or smells like eggs or flooded or being eaten away by acid rain, is it?

[fuelefficient]

Is it supposed to be? It seems to me that Hungary-san has taken good care of her house.

[is_an_island]

No, it's just--well, it's not technically America's fault, but go ahead and blame him for that, too, anyway.

Where are you living?

[fuelefficient]

I will also attempt that.

I believe I am on Beaver Street.

[is_an_island]

Oh! That's America's street, too.

Whatever you do, don't go to Mitchell Road. That's where Russia lives, and he's a bloody bastard who should go off and die in a bloody ditch and he's completely off his bloody rocker.

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[fuelefficient]

Russia-san may be disagreeable but perhaps it isn't polite to talk about him in such a manner...

[fuelefficient]

Russia-san might hear.

[is_an_island]

I-I don't care about that! I'm not afraid of that bastard! He can hear all he wants!

[Lowers voice.]

And you shouldn't be afraid of him, either.

[fuelefficient]

I am not afraid of Russia-san. I just prefer to not provoke those who are near me.

[is_an_island]

Well, that's true, but he's a good few streets away.

Besides, America's living just down your road. You'll have to encounter that lardy pig sometime. You can't miss him.

[fuelefficient]

I have spoken to America-san. He assures me that everything will be okay.

[is_an_island]

He says that for everything.