9th

[fuelefficient]

[Today is that joyous day. The day where new businesses are formed and the economy is strengthened all that much.

Useless text aside, there's a druggie (Netherlands) in Japan's front yard and beside him is...well, Japan. They're both sitting at a table displaying a lovely sign.]

Comments

[hourai_branch]

So do we get maids?

[fuelefficient]

That depends on who the waitress would be.

[windmill]

Belgium works as a maid. It isn't sexy at all.

[hourai_branch]

...Wouldn't a guy maid be a butler?

[fuelefficient]

Belgium-san is female.

[hourai_branch]

Oh! I keep thinking you're all guys.

[windmill]

She's so ugly, I'm not surprised you think she's a guy.

[fuelefficient]

B-Before we continue with that line of conversation...

...Netherlands-san, this is Kaguya-hime. Since you understand Japanese, I'm sure you can understand how important she is.

[hourai_branch]

It's nice to meet you! I'm in one of Japan's famous legends.

[windmill]

Your legends are cute! Nice to meet you, princess.

[fuelefficient]

O-Of course...

[looking a bit RED in the face]

Kaguya-hime is the most beautiful person to ever grace our planet.

[and now you know where his flat chest love comes form]

[hourai_branch]

Cute? That's the first time I've heard that word to describe those.

Oh, Japan. You're making feel a thousand years younger.

[windmill]

[stares

between the two.]

So I guess you draw comics of her...

[fuelefficient]

[So very offended]

I would never sully Kaguya-hime's name.

[hourai_branch]

It's not like my image isn't in the public domain.