9th

[fuelefficient]

[Today is that joyous day. The day where new businesses are formed and the economy is strengthened all that much.

Useless text aside, there's a druggie (Netherlands) in Japan's front yard and beside him is...well, Japan. They're both sitting at a table displaying a lovely sign.]

Comments

[eminent_lady]

I would gladly help you.

[fuelefficient]

Ah...is there a costume you would prefer?

[windmill]

...No. We're not hiring her.

[eminent_lady]

I'd be willing to wear nearly anything and I will eventually be able to offer my own outfits, once I get them back.

[fuelefficient]

She's hired. I believe I already offered her the job, in a way.

don't know how i lost this tab, augh

[windmill]

I already said no!

what a failure

[eminent_lady]

Thank you so much. I promise to do my very best to help your venture succeed.

[fuelefficient]

Thank you very much for being on board.

[windmill]

[FUCK]

You're damn lucky your chest is pretty small and you have a satisfactorily petite figure.

[eminent_lady]

He doesn't even try to pretend to not be a perverted moron! Have I met someone more dense than Kanako? At least he's not obsessed with big tits.

Thank you.

[fuelefficient]

P-Please refrain from making lewd comments towards our employees, Netherlands-san.

[windmill]

Why not?

[AS IF TO PUNCTUATE THIS POINT]

Mariya, can I see your thighs?

1/2

[eminent_lady]

Is this moron for real?

2/2

[eminent_lady]

Of course.

[She pulls up her skirt enough that you can see her entire right leg. It is long, fit, and smooth.

If you listen closely, you can hear the people on the internet fapping.]

[fuelefficient]

[dfgodgifdoi INTERPOSING HIMSELF BETWEEN YOU TWO A LITTLE TOO LATE]

[windmill]

[FUCK YEAH

likes what he sees. feels slightly better. also shoving Japan out of the way goddamnit this is his thigh to look at.] Ja, thanks. Reassuring.