Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I put gum in
Triggur's hair (-12 points). In March I bought porn for
seksiricki (-10 points). In July I turned
anewbreedofboi in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (326 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
fuct_up_grl