_________ is not accepting phone calls at this time.

[fuckyouscenekid]

We are all searching for something, really. 
Acceptance. 
Saviors. 
Meaning. 
Maybe it's an early midlife (existential) crisis. 
What better way to make amends than severing all ties completely?

"Well, I'm this way...but maybe I'll give you a call sometime."

"Please leave your message for (XXX) XXX-XXXX at the tone"

Typical.