piss tested, mother approved!
So last night was pretty cool. We went to Jared's and got kicked out cuz of the over-abundance of people. Then we went to Eamon's house to chill for a little while until we found out what we were doing. Sam called us and we went down there. We got all drunk and naked and went swimming in the pool and the hot tub. It was like a nudist commune. Hahaha. Then someone was being a douchebag the whole night and making a certain Kayla sad and it wasn't cool. But the honey brown + bud light (yuck but gets you drunk!! lol) + smirnoff triple black + bacardi razz was cool!
Then it sucked this morning when I had to wake up at 7 O COCK and go to my intake for my drug program cuz I'm such a bad drug user and an alcoholic too!!! I'm not only getting piss tested but also breathalized! What do they think I'm just gonna be drinking 24/7? Retards. Then they tried to entice me with a free trip to six FAGS but then I decided I wasn't gonna let them fuck with me like that and I didn't wanna hang out with that fat bastard all day anyway.
Nepenthe called me back when I was in school today and I have to call them tomorrow. So I guess I have a job but now I have no fucking transportation after like 2 weeks when my mom has to work a lot. I'm gonna have to get a dingy little motorscooter and pretend I'm in Europe or something. Or pay people for rides, that's the more likely solution. If Christopher ever gets his car registered I'm sure he'll let me borrow it to get to work and back cuz he works all day anyway. That would be nice of him.
My sister is watching full house and Uncle Jesse has a mullet and he's throwing a hissy fit. HAHAHA. Fucking funny shit. Yeah so fuck people who want my piss in a cup!!! Salt and vinegar chips make it all better.
Then it sucked this morning when I had to wake up at 7 O COCK and go to my intake for my drug program cuz I'm such a bad drug user and an alcoholic too!!! I'm not only getting piss tested but also breathalized! What do they think I'm just gonna be drinking 24/7? Retards. Then they tried to entice me with a free trip to six FAGS but then I decided I wasn't gonna let them fuck with me like that and I didn't wanna hang out with that fat bastard all day anyway.
Nepenthe called me back when I was in school today and I have to call them tomorrow. So I guess I have a job but now I have no fucking transportation after like 2 weeks when my mom has to work a lot. I'm gonna have to get a dingy little motorscooter and pretend I'm in Europe or something. Or pay people for rides, that's the more likely solution. If Christopher ever gets his car registered I'm sure he'll let me borrow it to get to work and back cuz he works all day anyway. That would be nice of him.
My sister is watching full house and Uncle Jesse has a mullet and he's throwing a hissy fit. HAHAHA. Fucking funny shit. Yeah so fuck people who want my piss in a cup!!! Salt and vinegar chips make it all better.