Kindly find "off" and fuck it, please.
Dear Caleb,
I stopped watching your handful of an unruly dog for a reason. And now you keep asking me for random shit favours like going and checking on her. You are always working. You do not have time for her, clearly, but you insist on dumping her off to other people while you're gone all day and most of the night to work, shopping, concerts, whatever else. YOU HAVE A DOG. SHE SHOULD BE A PRIORITY. I get it that you have to work, yes, but you do not work 24/7. It is not up to us to watch her. It is not up to us to take care of her. It is not up to us to clean up YOUR messes. Either find the time to take care of YOUR OWN DOG, OR REHOME HER TO SOMEONE WHO CAN.
I did not answer the phone, you, instead of leaving a voicemail, decided to be rude and hang up and call right back. Motherfucker. IF I AM NOT ANSWERING THE FIRST FUCKIN' TIME, THAT DOES NOT MEAN HANG UP AND CALL RIGHT THE FUCK BACK, YOU DUMBSHIT! WTF! I am NOT at your beck and call. I do NOT have the key to your apartment, Sam an Mel do, and they are not home. They will not be back till likely Monday. Yes, I am keeping an eye on their cats while they are gone, but that is because they don't use me. That is because they do not take me for granted like you did, like Angie did.
Yes, I am home all the time, but that is NOT an open invitation to use me! I have a life, too. It might not be much of a life to you, but it is mine, and I am not going to be doing for you. You need to find "off" and fuck it till I get tired.
No love,
Me
I stopped watching your handful of an unruly dog for a reason. And now you keep asking me for random shit favours like going and checking on her. You are always working. You do not have time for her, clearly, but you insist on dumping her off to other people while you're gone all day and most of the night to work, shopping, concerts, whatever else. YOU HAVE A DOG. SHE SHOULD BE A PRIORITY. I get it that you have to work, yes, but you do not work 24/7. It is not up to us to watch her. It is not up to us to take care of her. It is not up to us to clean up YOUR messes. Either find the time to take care of YOUR OWN DOG, OR REHOME HER TO SOMEONE WHO CAN.
I did not answer the phone, you, instead of leaving a voicemail, decided to be rude and hang up and call right back. Motherfucker. IF I AM NOT ANSWERING THE FIRST FUCKIN' TIME, THAT DOES NOT MEAN HANG UP AND CALL RIGHT THE FUCK BACK, YOU DUMBSHIT! WTF! I am NOT at your beck and call. I do NOT have the key to your apartment, Sam an Mel do, and they are not home. They will not be back till likely Monday. Yes, I am keeping an eye on their cats while they are gone, but that is because they don't use me. That is because they do not take me for granted like you did, like Angie did.
Yes, I am home all the time, but that is NOT an open invitation to use me! I have a life, too. It might not be much of a life to you, but it is mine, and I am not going to be doing for you. You need to find "off" and fuck it till I get tired.
No love,
Me