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Sep 07, 2006 11:28

Fuck you, guy, for crashing into my ambulance when I'm on the way to a 911 call that just happens to be a block up from where you crashed into me.

Fuck you for not paying attention to the big flashing fucking lights, and the loud-ass siren.

Fuck you for not seeing that the other four lanes of the intersection were stopped, including the four coming from my direction and the four on the opposite side that I was coming. You were the only asshole who went through the intersection-- fuck you.

Fuck you for getting me into trouble at work.

Fuck you for possibly getting me fired; I wont know until I go back to work on Saturday.

Fuck you for t-boning me so hard that now I have bruises on my ribs from the CAD system between the front seats, and bruises on my arm and head from hitting the driver's side window on the way back.

Fuck your friend, guy, I know that asshole was having a case of 'all-state-itis'; your knee didn't hurt, asshole-- neither did your neck.

Fuck you for the fact that I'm probably getting blamed for this shit, because YOU didn't yield to an emergency vehicle.

Fuck me for not going faster than 10 through the intersection. Fuck me for exercising due regard so that there wouldn't BE an accident.

Fuck you for me being fucked because of you.

ambulance, crash, work, fuck you list

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