Sexual Encounters of the Third Kind
So I have the house all to myself basically all next week, so who wants to come over and have sex??? Or maybe just hang out without my penis getting involved??? I shaved the nether regions today and man it feels good getting rid of that shit after such a long time. I am so lazy. I don't know why I let it go so long, it just makes it harder to maintain. Oh well everything is as it should be now.