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[fuckyoucynthia]

[Cooper was going to post something deep. Something thoughtful. Something redeeming, because he is so Godamned close. But then there was a flood. And all deepness is gone.]

Now I know how Moses must feel. Christ, Kay, does your back hurt like this? Marquis, you're old. Weigh in. And someone get me some fucking aspirin.

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[most_feared]

[Kay is totally that old. Kay pretends that he's not.]

Nope. I have good medical that helps me cheat the aches-and-pains system. Mostly.

I'll get you some aspirin.

[fuckyoucynthia]

I'd rather have that medical coverage.

[most_feared]

Sadly it's back home. I'm on my way. [And he takes off with his bottle of aspirin which is half used up because of his TIME LORD DEATH GUN Kay why do you do these things?

He'll knock on Cooper's door when he gets there.]

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Seriously Kay why do you do these things. Cooper's wrenching open the door with a grunt, and just holding out his hand for that bottle.]

[most_feared]

[He gives it to him.] You realized that Moses probably goes through this shit, didn't you?

[fuckyoucynthia]

I'm not sure even he's this old. I take better care of myself than this. [He has a gut. What the fuck is this. :|]

[most_feared]

[He is trying not to laugh at you Cooper. ...No he's not. He's going to smirk like a dipshit. Now's his chance.] Those sneak up on you. You gotta watch out for 'em.

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Like a total dipshit. Cooper's giving him a look. It's an old, I know you're smiling, fuck you buddy look.] I'll remember that when I actually age. [He hopes. :|]

[most_feared]

Oh yeah. They'll just... when you're not even lookin'. [We have discovered your true self, Cooper, and it is mean old bastard. Your spirit animal.]

[fuckyoucynthia]

[He wants his spirit animal to give back his normal body.] That's fucking comforting.

You could at least give me back my gun to make up for it.

[most_feared]

[Well, Howie's gone now.

He wants to trust Cooper to make the right decision. But he doesn't want anything to go wrong again.] Take your pills, old man. Then take a walk with me.

[fuckyoucynthia]

A fucking walk, that's just what my back needs. [But he is dry swallowing a couple of aspirin and dear god they better work fast. He's pocketing the bottle, though. You can have it back later, Kay. :|]

By all means. [Flippant gesture of flippantness out the door.] Lead on.

[most_feared]

[He starts heading up to his level. Using the stairwell. Because he's a dick. Luckily it's not far.] Speaking hypothetically though. Even if Moses wasn't that age yet, he's a lot closer to it than you are.

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Kay, you suck. At least Cooper isn't so old that he can't walk on his own.] And?

[most_feared]

[Stairs are so awesome Cooper! You don't even know. He holds the door for Cooper to take.] And you gotta admit, it's kind of unnerving to realize how much has been taken away from you just by time. And this bullshit that just happened is a flood.

Truth is I fucking hate being my age. I earned it, dammit. But I hate it.

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Hrmph. He grabs the door and shoves it back.] You had your time. Christ, you still have your time.