sara = huge nerd addicted to live journals
i have the happiest little feet in the whole wild world. these little slippers are gonna get pretty stinky pretty soon... then i'll have to (get to) burn them. i figured out that im really not nearly as good at snowboarding as i like to think i am. i dragged all the shitty weather to kansas city when i came back from colorado. i was watching mtv today because i couldnt find the clicker... kind of a clockwork orange type situation. they had a series about 17 year olds shitting out kids... and it made me want to chop off my dick. and my balls. mostly the balls. mtv is eeeeeeeeeeeevil. oh yeah, today i figured out that i am an enthusiastic alcoholic. and now i need a job. and apparently, my little sister "really really hates strap-ons." i, on the other hand, think strap ons are pretty damn cool. haha. sara, theres something we need to talk about... grrrr. catch phrase is an instrument of satan. And in case you were wondering, my picture is BRAVE STARR, the greatest 80's cartoon that nobody remembers. its the stuff of legends. goes great with cheerios. trust me.