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i wish i had a tiny little buddha bird living in my pocket that i could pull out on nights/mornings like these and talk to...
or maybe a tiny val kilmer in a tiny gold elvis suit that would reassure me 'i like you tad. always have, always will' 'youre so cool tad, youre so cool'
bump doesnt really have much to say.
Tortoises are supposed to be the wisest creatures on the planet. right? they have millions of years of collective unconscious to draw from. Bump has yet to let wash over me any of his ancient reptillian wisdom... the most profound interspecies interaction we've had so far was a spirited blinking contest.
and then he peed on me.
that must mean something, right? sort of a little 'fuck you' to the entire meddling human race.
ugh. the midwest is a great fucking place.
if youre dead. or in a coma. or a pothead.
the only good thing about this place is that i havent been robbed yet. or murdered.
theres plenty of beer though...
but no sara. this is unsatisfactory. to be sure.
or maybe a tiny val kilmer in a tiny gold elvis suit that would reassure me 'i like you tad. always have, always will' 'youre so cool tad, youre so cool'
bump doesnt really have much to say.
Tortoises are supposed to be the wisest creatures on the planet. right? they have millions of years of collective unconscious to draw from. Bump has yet to let wash over me any of his ancient reptillian wisdom... the most profound interspecies interaction we've had so far was a spirited blinking contest.
and then he peed on me.
that must mean something, right? sort of a little 'fuck you' to the entire meddling human race.
ugh. the midwest is a great fucking place.
if youre dead. or in a coma. or a pothead.
the only good thing about this place is that i havent been robbed yet. or murdered.
theres plenty of beer though...
but no sara. this is unsatisfactory. to be sure.