Oct 23, 2006 21:51
I was hit by a car today, luckily the dumb fuck was only going 25mph. I got scrapped up, and a little sore. Thanks to the Fire Dept in 2nd grade for teaching 'tuck-and-roll* The dumbass backed up and drove around me...while I was laying on the pavement, trying to comprehend, WTF just happened... and left me there. Some bitches may say 'hah-hah Karma' luckily now I have a better understanding at life, and if I see the car again to get a tag number, a nice settlement, the emotional shock and now complex fear of the automobile, is making my life unbearable...
But still yet, I exist to torment someone another day.
BTW, The Catholics are harassing me again, they sent me a pink rosary and holy water... I was thinking of adding a little red food coloring and sending it back to them.
That's about it really.