eleven; phone/action

[fuckyeahsealand]

A; Phone
Since Mayfield was doing weird stuff yesterday, it's okay if you give Sealand birthday presents today instead.

I like robots!

B; 769 Bunker Street
[Sealand is severely disappointed in the lack of cake in his house. Really, his birthday is super important and while the carnival was a little fun, if really creepy, it wasn't a birthday

Comments

Phone

[klavierkavalier]

I apologise for my questioning but - is Sealand your surname?

[fuckyeahsealand]

No, Sealand is my name name.

[klavierkavalier]

... I see. You must be from a strange place indeed, if that is your 'name' name. [He sounds more thoughtful than anything.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

[HUFF.] Sealand is from the same world as you, Austria!

[klavierkavalier]

How do you -

You're a nation?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Yes! The Principality of Sealand! I'm forty-four years old now!

[klavierkavalier]

[Good grief.]

And where is the Principality of Sealand located, if I might ask?

[fuckyeahsealand]

The North Sea.

[klavierkavalier]

... I see.

Unfortunately, I do not have a 'robot' to give you, whatever that is. I do have a spare dollar, perhaps you could spend it on something worthwhile. Or better yet, invest it.

[Austria is possibly the most boring adult of all time.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Robots are like awesome metal people and sometimes they fight and sometimes they are almost like people and sometimes you can put a bunch of little robots together to make a big one! I don't think you can buy a robot for a dollar.

[klavierkavalier]

[He cannot really picture what Sealand is describing.]

Well. As it stands I do not have a robot, and I do have a dollar.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well I guess a dollar is better than nothing.

[klavierkavalier]

What a horrid attitude. Who raised you?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand raised himself 'cause England's a jerk.

[klavierkavalier]

[... both those statements explain so much.]

... ah.

I currently live at 1123 Taylor Road if you would like to pick up your dollar.

[No Austria is not even going to leave the house best birthday present.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand will be there. Knocking on the door. Waiting.]