Three; Action

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did

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[krakowiak]

Like, oh. my. gosh. stop that!

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Whirling around down the driveway this is perfectly safe.]

But I'd drop them!

[krakowiak]

You're gonna poke someone's eye out!

[fuckyeahsealand]

Not if they get out of the way!

[Stumbling a little; he has no idea how to hold one sword let along multiple swords while spinning.

Wait is that something anyone would want to know how to do?]

[krakowiak]

Or if you run into someone! Like, hey! Are you listening to me?

( ( Oh. Man. What do what do. How does he save this kid from chopping off a limb. ) )

Hey like, do you wanna play a game or something?

( ( Kids like games, right? ) )

[fuckyeahsealand]

What game? [Slowing down bit by bit to listen.]

[krakowiak]

Like, I dunno.

What d'you wanna play?

[fuckyeahsealand]

[He's stopped, for now. He still has all those swords, though.]

Something with these.

[The swords, that is.]

[krakowiak]

How about not?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Why not? They're cool!

[krakowiak]

And way dangerous.

[fuckyeahsealand]

So? Lots of people use them.

[krakowiak]

What? No way! Like, not anymore. Swords are like, so out of style, didn't you know?