Three; Action

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did

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[bullsit]

[CONSIDERING ABSCONDING.]

. . . Do you think, maybe, you should try just, one, at once, possibly, if you wanted to?

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand pauses in his whirling around.]

Well I don't have hair that can hold stuff.

[That disconnected sentence makes perfect sense, okay.]

[bullsit]

Oh, okay.

. . . Uh, I don't want to be boring, or anything, but, what does hair have to do with flailing about sharp objects.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well I can't hold them in my hair so I have to use my hands and I'm still getting used to it.

[bullsit]

Well, uh, that makes sense, I think.

I guess, this is why, I prefer my lance, and not, really sharp things.

[fuckyeahsealand]

I thought they were supposed to be sharp so you could jab people.