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Profile By Storybookending
Chris Miles
Basic Information
Sex:Male
Birthday:Date of Birth.
Hometown:Bristol, UK
Relationship Status:Single
Interested In:Women
Political Views:Peace, Love and Fucking
Personal Information
Activities:Activities.
Interests:Interests.
Favorite Music:1970s emo. Early 1980s costume pop. Anything with polyester in the title. And the Ataris.
Favorite TV Shows:Television is pointless. It is a box with images in. Has no-one ever thought how fucked-up that is? A box holding loads of images that you can just flick between. It's not trippy, it's wrong.
Favorite Movies:Transporting Mrs. Lily
Favorite BooksFavorite Books.
Favorite Quotations:Favorite Quotations.
About Me:I'm Chris.
I'm 18.
I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record.
I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood.
The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away.
If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name.
I believe in love. But I really like how my love is not like your love.
Contact Information
Emails:24hrpartypeople@hotmail.com
IM Screen Name(s):Screen name - Service.
Screen name - Service.
Mobile Phone:+447826543751
Education and Work
College:Roundview College '09
High School:School - Class Year.
Groups
Member Of:Group, Group, Group, Group, Group.