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So I was in a public restroom at the mall yesterday
I saw a guy's feet in a stall when I walked in... and there was a very stinky smell so I am assuming he was taking a major dump.
So I got real quiet for a little bit and let everything settle down, you could hear a faint grunting sound and the ever so slightly "kerplunk"" of a turd dropping from the anus.
Other than thisguys shit, you could hear a pin drop...
Then I let out this war cry as loud as possible and threw myself against his stall door as hard as I could causing a loud bang.
I bet that guy hasnt been that scared in his life because he yelled in a very surprised fashion and said "WHAT THE FUCK!" really loud and started to try to stand up..
I could hear him fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making noise.
I was long gone before he made it out of the stall though.
I saw a guy's feet in a stall when I walked in... and there was a very stinky smell so I am assuming he was taking a major dump.
So I got real quiet for a little bit and let everything settle down, you could hear a faint grunting sound and the ever so slightly "kerplunk"" of a turd dropping from the anus.
Other than thisguys shit, you could hear a pin drop...
Then I let out this war cry as loud as possible and threw myself against his stall door as hard as I could causing a loud bang.
I bet that guy hasnt been that scared in his life because he yelled in a very surprised fashion and said "WHAT THE FUCK!" really loud and started to try to stand up..
I could hear him fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making noise.
I was long gone before he made it out of the stall though.