004 || Tea Party [private]

Jun 30, 2009 17:02

Admiral? I need a plant spritzer and a rolled up newspaper. Okay. And maybe a discussion about the Master.

I think I need something special, if you've got it...

dealing with the master, lastvoyages, i have a plan!!

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[Private] bargemods June 30 2009, 21:22:17 UTC
What is it that you think you require?

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[Private] fuckwisconsin June 30 2009, 23:04:48 UTC
The Master needs to be reminded he isn't completely in control of his life anymore, let alone other people's. I thought a less inhumane version of a shock collar (though he might one day need something like that; escalation's a tricky game) might be some kind of neural trigger collar that causes him to sneeze uncontrollably every time someone says "sit". Only once if he actually sits.

Just. Something that lets a potential victim break the moment and regain a sense of power over him, with minimal physical harm that might come from someone yelling "sitsitsitsitsit". Something that renders him almost harmless, but not totally helpless.

I may have thought this through a bit much.

Also I wasn't joking about the spritzer.

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[Private] bargemods July 1 2009, 01:30:52 UTC
I remember there was a reason why I liked you.

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