the incredible sometimes-naked golden girl of poker!

[fuckwhatyaheard]

last night while incredibly wasted, i won $23 of other people's money in poker, not to include the $10 of my own money that i got back. halfway through the game, i recognized one of the guys in the game as one of josh's former roomates. i said, 'oh, i remember you; you lived at the warehouses with josh.' the guy looks at me blankly and says, '

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[couragefalls]

3 pair isn't a hand. you can have 3 pair, but it's not a hand. you would have 2 pair of the higest value. god damnit get it straight.

[turningback]

hahahahha she'll get it eventually

[fuckwhatyaheard]

oh shut it
you're just jealous i have your money in my wallet. bah!

[couragefalls]

not really. you played a good game. then totally party fouled and puked in MY FUCKING SINK!

[couragefalls]

i didn't get to finish that last one because i'm stoned and pressed the wrong key.

MY FUCKING SINK! BATHROOM SINK AT THAT! jesus. who the hell pukes IN A SINK!? god, woman. learn your poker hands and designated puking areas.

[fuckwhatyaheard]

i can only puke in sinks, rarely to never in toilets. i'm not really sure why. sorry, dude. as for my poker hands, of course i don't know them! i've only been playing a week. it's cool, matt w. made fun of me for the 'three pairs', too. god, i am an idiot.