You'd better put it on . . . put your inside voice on before I put you outside!
Whyyy did I quit smoking? I could really use a cigarette about three packs right now. Fuck coming home for the holidays. This shit's stressful. It's absolutely amazing to me how nobody in my family knows how to use their inside voices. Holy fuckin shit. Even the assholes downstairs weren't this loud. On second thought, they probably were, I just had the option then of seeking refuge in my apartment. I swear, next time I come down, I'm getting a hotel room. Fuck staying here again. Absolutely ridiculous . . .