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HI GUYS HI Here's your June Calender!
7th-9th Kiss Kiss, Get Handcuffed
We're starting you off with an oldie and a classic! On any one of these days, you'll wake up next to and handcuffed to someone. Can be someone you love, hate, whatever. Veterans will know the time-honored cure to this, which is a kiss to break them. All you new people staying with us for the summer? Will not. Just hope that the roulette dartboard that decides your fate is kind to you.
17th-19th YUSUKE AND MAKOTO ARE GETTING MARRIED
THAT'S RIGHT! We have a WEDDING FIESTA to look forward to! You know what this means? It means I don't have to write up a thing about it. That's your jobs, Mel and Luna! GO CRAZY.
24th-30th Red Seeds, Take Caution.
You may have noticed a few of our normal trees have turned red, and also are dropping quite a few seeds. But that'll be fine for a while. They aren't hurting anyone, unless you eat them, and that'll just make you high as a kite (why would you eat seeds off the ground??), but still, the trees are growing in number, and your laptops, screens, whatever, will be telling you to take caution and shelter for the long tropical storm that will begin on the evening of the 28th.
A purple fog will spread over the island, and a simple breath of it will taint you. At the best, breathing in the purple fog will result in the desire to pick up the nearest blunt object and beat the nearest person with it. The more of the fog you breathe, the stronger this desire becomes until it stops being a desire and starts being a need at which point you'll be unstoppable... until you're stopped. Like Watanagashi, this is going to get very ugly, very fast. When the fog clears, all who died will be revived. And all the red trees will be gone.
Also, during the entire course of this event, the single movie screen still on the island will be playing old, terrible movies like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Xanadu. Something to look forward to.
More details on this event will be posted closer to the event, so keep an eye out for that!
Once again, all questions, comments, and concerns will be greatly appreciated on this post!
7th-9th Kiss Kiss, Get Handcuffed
We're starting you off with an oldie and a classic! On any one of these days, you'll wake up next to and handcuffed to someone. Can be someone you love, hate, whatever. Veterans will know the time-honored cure to this, which is a kiss to break them. All you new people staying with us for the summer? Will not. Just hope that the roulette dartboard that decides your fate is kind to you.
17th-19th YUSUKE AND MAKOTO ARE GETTING MARRIED
THAT'S RIGHT! We have a WEDDING FIESTA to look forward to! You know what this means? It means I don't have to write up a thing about it. That's your jobs, Mel and Luna! GO CRAZY.
24th-30th Red Seeds, Take Caution.
You may have noticed a few of our normal trees have turned red, and also are dropping quite a few seeds. But that'll be fine for a while. They aren't hurting anyone, unless you eat them, and that'll just make you high as a kite (why would you eat seeds off the ground??), but still, the trees are growing in number, and your laptops, screens, whatever, will be telling you to take caution and shelter for the long tropical storm that will begin on the evening of the 28th.
A purple fog will spread over the island, and a simple breath of it will taint you. At the best, breathing in the purple fog will result in the desire to pick up the nearest blunt object and beat the nearest person with it. The more of the fog you breathe, the stronger this desire becomes until it stops being a desire and starts being a need at which point you'll be unstoppable... until you're stopped. Like Watanagashi, this is going to get very ugly, very fast. When the fog clears, all who died will be revived. And all the red trees will be gone.
Also, during the entire course of this event, the single movie screen still on the island will be playing old, terrible movies like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Xanadu. Something to look forward to.
More details on this event will be posted closer to the event, so keep an eye out for that!
Once again, all questions, comments, and concerns will be greatly appreciated on this post!