002. Heh

[fuckoffmoron]

That was fun.

That game isn't over, Kenya.

Comments

[kenyajokesfail]

Of course it isn't.

[fuckoffmoron]

Can't leave it like that, unless you're backing out.

[kenyajokesfail]

Hell no. I don't back out.

[fuckoffmoron]

Don't you have to tend to your wounds?

That bandage's still too loose.

[kenyajokesfail]

Oh yeah, I completely forgot about them.

The bandage is not loose. It doesn't feel loose.

[fuckoffmoron]

Clearly.

It's tight enough now.

[kenyajokesfail]

It feels too tight.

[fuckoffmoron]

That's because you tightened them again, shithead. Keep it that way if you want to lose all blood circulation.

[kenyajokesfail]

Well you said they were loose.

[fuckoffmoron]

Not that loose.

[kenyajokesfail]

Then it's your fault for not specifying the degree of ...looseness then.

[fuckoffmoron]

Your fault for sucking at bandaging to begin with. Loosen it.

[kenyajokesfail]

Ugh. Fine.

....

Shit. It's too tight. Stop sitting there and help me.

[fuckoffmoron]

Redoing a bandage is usually better than not feeling your arm.

[kenyajokesfail]

Well, I suck at it so are you going to help me or not?

[fuckoffmoron]

If it'd shut you up.