September 15th 2004; the great spice wars begin

[fuckinpodsixers]

Today I looked hell in its stinky face, and ran away screaming and grabbing my genitals for dear life. Me and my advanced group of idiots (mike and matt)decided to atack a giant bees nest on the side of mikes aunts house. I didnt think that hundreds of bees would come out and try to kill us, the bastards. war is hell. We used 3 cans of bee kill spray, and didnt kill a single one of the motherfuckers, but we did piss them off! We retreted with haste, and soon returned with advanced weaponry (water guns, cuz were cool!) Little damage was done. next came an onslaught of arasol sprays and buckets of water. Still, no damage done to the enamy forces. Day 1 of the war is over and im already shellshocked. I got stung 8 times! Im lucky to be alive. My comrades survived, but i fear for mikes emotional well being. He tried to run me down with a tractor, cuz hes ghetto-redneck. he ran over my foot, and i think 3 of my toes are broken. So the battle may have been lost, but the war is not over. Ill keep yall posted on the situation as it develops. LONG LIVE THE STEVE LIBERATION FRONT!

...To our brave heros away at war....
Mike McAtee
Matt Dunners
STeve Vandersput

United we stand, devided we go tinkle, cuz if we didnt, wed be covered in each others urine